Sparks

Does anyone know a PSG forum where we can ask about him?

Nope, born in Hampshire grew up in Bournemouth I thought.

Redknapp is a cockney?

The Times "Greater Manchester Police have sent questionnaires to Manchester City players requesting eyewitness reports on the training-ground altercation involving Joey Barton and Ousmane Dabo, which left the latter needing treatment in hospital for facial injuries. Dabo has asked the police to press charges against Barton, who is on the brink of a £5.5 million transfer to Newcastle United."

It only effectively works when you open a new stadium. St James' Park, Old Trafford, Stamford Bridge etc will always be known by those names even if the clubs do sell out to corporate sponsors.

Kit Kat Cresent was York City's ground.

We wouldn't stand a chance of getting him anyway, wouldn't suprise me to see him end up Arsenal with Henry.

That stand only has a few years left before it's demolished and rebuilt though, so I wouldn't expect it to last long. It will only be repeated at grounds which rarely sell out.

Dyer out Sneijder in. Carr Babayaro and Pattison for the sake of some credibility.

Complete tool, got to expect more of this sort of stuff to happen though.

"Yeah, see ya. Daft little ground, silly game ... f**k off" Redknapp goes on about a footballer named "Spy" at the end. "He's a f**kcer ain't he?"

Don't know if its been posted before. Broadcast live on Sky HD, you need to wait until the final 10 seconds to see the Redknapp bit.

I wouldn't say it was a revolution Diamond Joe, we went down a simular route with Kluivert before.

He really is a clumsy and dopey bloke though.

We want shooting if we pay 8m for Baines.

Sounds more like he couldn't be bothered.

We haven't signed Ben Haim yet and there is no certainty that we will, Micah Ricards is well out of our league at the moment as well.

30+ and would want 50k+ wages and even then he isn't certain of a first team place. He was a really good player but that was a few years ago now, I would be concerned at the real lack of form and pace he showed after he came back from injury, he just didn't look up to it anymore. If we could get him on a 1 year contract (unlikely I know) then it would be a good deal, anything more than that and we could be stuck with somebody on high wages for a long time.

Flamini isn't a creative midfielder, he is another holding player.

We don't need another right winger.

Isn't it amazing how the percentage of happy votes in a poll like this go up massively as soon as it's confirmed we are going to sign a player, when it's just a rumour the approval rate is normally about 20% lower.

Koumas is a really poor advert for the championship. I've never known a player do so well in the second tier so often, yet do so little in the premiership. If we want to be ambitious Wesley Sneijder is the man!

They definitely have them in Sports World then? Prefer to avoid ebay just for a shirt, charity shop is pushing it given it only went out of date a month ago and the washing line idea is a bit risky, if I get caught again it could be prison this time. Moonshining washing lines is something I'm trying to give up!

Does anybody know where I can pick up last seasons home shirt cheaply from, as I appear to have somehow ripped mine. Any suggestions other the club store would be appreciated.

Early signs are not looking good from Owen, expect him to go on and get a hat-trick now.