Greg

Players still scared to play, always looking for safe pass, no football being played in middle of pitch between edge of centre circle and their box- hasn't been for years. Only tactic give it to Janmaat for hopeful cross into box.

Manish.

Neesy broke the internet.

Is he still stopping at the Hilton?

Finished above them.

Pogba finally confirmed, £89M.

The TIWFC version.

Wasn't he shagging Steve Bruce's daughter?

Everton are shit at haggling Tubes in charge of their transfers.

Shelvey has the ability to absolutely take the piss in this league, despite his weaknesses and flaws. Not convinced we will see that, but I retain hope that he can apply himself properly.

No wonder we got beat if we had a 40 year old school teacher playing.

Just checked, you are correct. Ref bottled it.

I think the decision not to issue a red was the worst. Sometimes those handballs when a shot or cross is blocked are difficult to judge in real time, but he gave a free kick when Perez was in a clear goalscoring position, but only followed it up with a yellow. It wasn't the most aggressive foul you'll see, but it was clearly deliberate, and the red card should have been automatic regardless. Was that not a yellow because of the changes to the laws over the summer?

Went out drinking all night and had few hours sleep and then helicopter to training, turned up still pissed. Still started that game as team had prepared like that all week - hasn't started since under Rafa.

Not sure. Not listed here (http://www.nufc.co.uk/page/Club/Commercial/OurPartnersIndex) but you never know if .co.uk is up to date.

He turned up to training still pissed not long after Rafa came in.

Yes.

No. Edited a typo in my post and then the quote.

Who is this Tubes person? Not seen someone talk so much shite for quite some time.

On the tube. I'm fucking smashed. We were shit. Poor team and tactics from Rafa - trust him to learn from this mess.

Is that you, Alan?

Rafa has fucked up here.

He's staring straight at the camera.