Greg

This is awful.

Man Utd 0- 0 Newcastle Crystal Palace 0-1 Aston Villa Leicester 1-1 Spurs Norwich 1-1 Stoke Sunderland 1-2 Swansea West Ham 2-1 Bournemouth West Brom 0-3 Chelsea Everton 1-3 Man City Watford 2-1 Southampton Arsenal 2-0 Liverpool

that's odd.

Took longer than they thought to get planning permission and then didn't want to commit to anything in case we went down last season so they put it on hold.

Alreet professor I only hold a doctorate I'm afraid. You couldn't even hold a pen man.

Various at away games where I've ended up about 6 rows further forward with sore shins and blood drawn e.g Obafemi Martins thundabastard away v Spurs.

Full time.

No one up front. 4-3-2-0

He scored the 1st and 3rd.

Use the match thread now: http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php?topic=97152.msg5660781

SCFC: Fabianski, Naughton, Fernandez, Williams ©, Taylor, Cork, Shelvey, Sigurdsson (Britton 86'), Ayew (Dyer 71'), Montero (Routledge 77'), Gomis. Subs: Nordfeldt, Rangel, Bartley, Britton, Routledge, Dyer, Eder. NUFC: Krul; Janmaat (sent off 41'), Mbemba, Coloccini ©, Haidara; Anita, Colback; Sissoko (Taylor 45'), Wijnaldum, Obertan (Mitrovic 82'); Cisse (Aarons 53'). Subs: Darlow, Williamson, Taylor, Tiote, Perez, Aarons, Mitrovic. Referee: Mike Jones (Chester). Attendance: 20,678. Final score: 2-0 Gomis 9' Ayew 52' Booked: Janmaat 17' Janmaat 41' Ayew 49' Naughton 63' Mitrovic 84' Sent off: Janmaat 41' Post-match reaction can be found from here: http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,97152.msg5661745.html#msg5661745 Television coverage: None. Radio coverage: BBC Radio Newcastle. Online radio coverage outside the UK: www.nufc.co.uk. Yes, that means you have to pay. PLEASE DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES DISCUSS, REQUEST OR PROVIDE LINKS TO ILLEGAL MATCH STREAMS. IF YOU DO, YOU WILL BE BANNED. See www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php?topic=19161.0 for more information.

It looks awful, would prefer hand open but plenty of times he celebrated like that: http://cdni.condenast.co.uk/642x390/a_c/Alan-Shearer-GQ-14Jan13_pa_b_642x390.jpg http://i.guim.co.uk/img/static/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2012/2/28/1330433817078/englands-alan-shearer-007.jpg http://i.imgur.com/FhGWgtv.pnghttp://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/04/01/article-1166416-0436D216000005DC-554_468x532.jpg http://www.icons.com/images/article_gallery/alan_shearer/profile/Shearer---classic-celebrati.jpg http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article2463109.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Alan-Shearer.jpg

He's only managed 15 a season 4 times so far.

Aston Villa 1-2Man Utd Southampton 2-0 Everton Spurs 2-1 Stoke Sunderland 2-1 Norwich Swansea 1-1 Newcastle Watford 1-2 West Brom West Ham 2-1 Leicester Crystal Palace 0-3 Arsenal Man City 2-1 Chelsea Liverpool 2-1 Bournemouth

Northampton at home

No. 13.

This.

Depends if this goes to pens or not.

Just realised League Cup draw on after this awful Doncaster v Leeds game.

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1476706569316798&set=gm.10153695738223072&type=1&theater Is this you with him Ian? Looks like it could be Stifler in all honesty. Looks a bit like Slim.

Just put it on because of this thread, wtf this is awful.

The Times (paywall): Mirror swaps passes with Ashley and Newcastle United ‘The publisher of the Daily Mirror has agreed a pair of commercial deals with Mike Ashley’s Newcastle United and his clothing chain, Sports Direct, at the same time as the paper has won a series of exclusive interviews with the football club’s leading figures. The Times has learnt that the Daily Mirror will pay an estimated £250,000 for its “branding” to be displayed at the Newcastle United academy for youth players. In a second move, Sports Direct has committed to increase its advertising with the Mirror titles. The clothing chain is expected to spend between £200,000 and £400,000.’ http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/business/industries/media/article4516402.ece

He's done pretty much a full pre-season with Anderlecht, the Belgian Pro League started on July 24th / 25th.

Total farce.

Be surprised if there's more than 15k there.