Greg

What a load of bollocks.

Aye Berbatov, done nowt all season. Only created more goals than any other player in the league.

Well does anyone know of any good grass pitches that can be hired?

It happens sometimes, I think Owen played one reserve team game a few years ago, Alan Smith has played 3 this season. Emre, Barton and Enrique all played in the reserves after coming back from injury last season.

Great finish, goal out of nothing, Drogba at his best More like shambolic defending, still a good finish though.

Fixed.

He has also just been appointed as manager of Fortaleza EC.

Helder & Distin probably the only two. Never understood why we didn't buy Fat Helder. Good player. Another one of a list of s**** players whos scored past the mackems for us too. Providing we don't go down and continue this academy stuff i'd imagine our loan numbers would start to go up considerably too. So did you think he was good or shit?

Done, 17 confirmed unless I've missed anyone out by accident.

Been in hospital all morning, got to go back and see a knee specialist in a week or so, too much fluid on the knee and swelling at the moment for them to make a full diagnosis.

Do you play for a Uni team yourself? I was playing for a Uni I don't even go to so

My knee is fucked, dirty cunt of a player from the Uni of Chester did me. Going to go see someone about it tomorrow hopefully I will not be out too long. I never used to get any injuries but I'm turning into Mark Viduka!

They would have got half the quality as well. In what area though? We haven't seen Berbatov use his link play at Man United, which is his main strength. RSC is a pure goal scorer, while he offers little outside that, bar decent hold up play he will get you goals. I would like to see how many Santa Cruz would have in that United team. Is he s****. Alan Shearer was a pure goalscorer. RSC's record isn't even that good over his career. 31 goals in 155 league games at Bayern München.

He wasn't a Newcastle supporter as a kid, he did idolise Shearer though.

So was I, great trip.

They won't be taking it seriously next year either, mainly because they won't be in it. Thank f***. I thought they would because Man Utd won, but will go to the Champions league cause they'll obviously be in the top four. I dunno, though. Could Spurs get in cause Man U are already in a cup competition? No that only applies to the FA Cup runners up. The 6th placed team in the league will now get a Europa League place or whatever it is called.

More than Xisco. Worse goals to games ratio than Xisco. But he has more goals. Because he was given the chance to do so. Xisco hasn't been given the chance.

More than Xisco. Worse goals to games ratio than Xisco.

Aye, we really need someone who can bang in 3 league goals in 26 appearances.

Keegan has offered to come back according to one of the rags!

From the Mirror. "I can't wait to get back in because I've been out for a long time," said Martins, who netted an overhead kick at Bolton last season. "I feel better now and my season starts here. I hope that nothing more will happen to me or the rest of the players with injuries. "The support from the Newcastle crowd towards me really means a lot to me. I'm going to give my very best. They really love me and I love them too.'' "I think it's a very important game for us to win. We have a tough run coming up at home. "Last season I scored against Bolton and it was one of my favourite goals. It was one of those goals you never forget. A repeat would be rather nice."

Same problem here.

Updated the OP, only 8 people have confirmed so far.

This game will either be on the 3g pitch we played on last time or the new Newcastle Uni 3g pitch if we can get it. Obviously if we can't get either then we might need change to normal astro but with it still being a good few months away we should be ok.

This game will take place on Sunday May 17th, providing we can book the pitch on this date which shouldn't be a problem if we book earlier enough. We are at home to Fulham the day before so I'll be playing with a stinking hangover. The last list was for initial interest so please now confirm that you want to play on the 17th May and I will update the OP as people confirm.