Greg

FAIL.

61.

Me and you can switch about as well if you fancy. I don't mind playing anywhere to be honest, it's just a f***ing kickabout at the end of the day. Nice one, I fancy a stint in net as well which I've already mentioned to NSG rest. No, I play in net in 6 and 7 a side. Nowt to do with having a rest!

Me and you can switch about as well if you fancy. I don't mind playing anywhere to be honest, it's just a f***ing kickabout at the end of the day. Nice one, I fancy a stint in net as well which I've already mentioned to NSG.

I have no intention of staying at right back for the full 90 btw.

Basically no goal hanging in a position that is miles offside.

We can't afford linesman as well!

I know have a blue shirt and new socks! Bring it on!!!!!!

Look up! Very lucky not to get a ban for 106mph.

He's also been fined and given 6 points for doing 106MPH on the road to the airport.

I'm going to score at least one 30 yard screamer.

Footballer Shola Ameobi thought messy mansion was result of burglary The furious Newcastle star, 27, called cops detailing the items stolen, including his cheque book. Then the truth hit home to the dopey striker, 27 – his £500,000 pad had not been ransacked, he had just left it incredibly messy. One police source said in disbelief yesterday: “We were told thieves had taken a number of things, the most important one being the chequebook. “Given what soccer stars earn, that was obviously a matter of great concern. Then we got a call back saying nothing was missing after all. “Perhaps he had had a party and the place just looked as if it had been burgled.” Cops were about to visit him about the “break-in” in Newcastle’s Jesmond district when shame-faced Shola owned up to his howler. A police spokesman confirmed: “We received a report of a theft from a house in Jesmond but it appears to have been a genuine misunderstanding. Guess it proves it’s not just his struggling team that’s a real shambles at home… http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/newcastle-united/2009/01/06/footballer-shola-ameobi-thought-messy-mansion-was-result-of-burglary-115875-21018813/ mackems.gif

I fucking hope not.

I play to win in everything I do tbh.

Train. Aye, I'll do my best. It's just fannying on with train fares but I'll make an effort. I'll be getting the train up as well should you wish to travel together? You getting train from Durham? Referee?????

Hugely impressive at training today, far better than our existing by all accounts. Wants £70k pw but apparently being offered £30k + bonuses for staying fit. mackems.gif

FMtastic.

Yeah, played with one on just before Christmas, was fine while I was playing but couldn't walk in the morning!!!

I'll be there even if this ankle isn't 100% tbh.

My foot is still not fully better, might have to go in net.

Open your eyes Foster. Edit: Admins too quick.

Finished 3-nowt.

What a miss.

Nigel Winterburn has to be one of the worst commentators ever.

Balls.