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Whether he's played out wide before doesn't really matter. The guy himself has said that Pardew is playing him in a role he's never played before.

 

It stinks, like.

 

A: the tactic is shit, defensive and needless most of the time

B: the manager isn't given the right player to actually enforce it, whether or not it's shit, defensive and needless

 

Not that I'm excusing his failure to do the basics in the last two games. He's been fucking ghastly.

Spot on as usual Mr Yorkie

Despite the strange fawning love they always seem to have for managers, chairmen, owners, no matter how bad they are (party with Marty, Paolo's revolution etc, etc) even they must be starting to realise that in their predicament Tony "the charver" Pulis would have been a better choice than the egotistical Gus "the poo" Poyet  ?

 

Sunderland - like Newcastle are a difficult team to manage. Place & Pulis are a great fit. Palace would be delighted to have 5 consecutive years in the Premiership playing hoofball - despite producing some very talented footballers.

 

Sunderland on the other hand..... make otherwise decent managers (based on previous jobs and current jobs MON & Bruce are decent) look terrible.

 

Agree with all of that except that Bruce and MoN are good managers. O'Neills Villa were shocking to watch with their one dimensional football, and Bruce's myth is only perpetuated by his media muckers.

 

We'll get beat off West Ham tomorrow, and that'll be us gone. To be honest I'll be relieved when it's over, then we can start clearing out the utter shite that's been infesting our club for the last 5 years. If we have to suffer more than one season in the Championship, then so be it. 

You have signed a shit load of players the last two windows haven't you? How many do you think will stay?

If we were going to go out in the summer and look for a more consistent version of Ben Arfa, I'd be all for it, but we know from the fact Pardew likes Gouffran & Sissoko what will happen.

The thumpings we have had this season we will go 4-5-1 with 5 defensive midfielders.

Ben Arfa did more in defence than he did in attack and that isn't his fault in the slightest, ridiculous sub, ridiculous article.

Kammy - I had a good chat with 'Pards' yesterday, who's promised never to make that same mistake again

 

Fucking hell Pardew man, this kind of thrashing is the norm now, it wasn't a one off, it's a constant mistake that happens again and again you fucking greasy faced useless cunt.

He says shit like that every time we get hammered, its his "I'm never drinking again, honest! Oh it's Gary's birthday next week? Okay after that I'm never drinking again, seriously!".

When he played as a striker he scored around 1 in 2 and the journalists commented on how much he had come on, what else do you want?

He has scored more than the player who is apparently our biggest goal threat (that we own) this season despite playing in midfield/as a wing back.

Heavy user of shit football.

In the season and a half before signing for us he scored 24 goals in 57 appearances for Bordeaux.

 

Most of the journos before he arrived commented on how much he improved since being put up front, but ignore that...

 

Ronaldo has already been told this but seems to have a very short memory, I suppose the 500 punches to the head per sparring session will do that.

 

Nah, Ronaldo just knows 73 goals in 299 games isn't quite 1 in 2.

I thought the word 'striker' would have been enough but next time I will try and be a little more specific for those (you) who seem to struggle with comprehension

Could we crash it into the directors box?

We were after Bony at some stage I am almost certain? To be fair how can we compete with Swansea

We were, I was far from impressed with his Youtube compilation

Great finish that, not sure Routledge even watched it go in before celebrating

In other news, quite a coup getting Professor Green to play in sundo....he's clearly thrilled to be there

 

Quick stop off in the toon now off to Sunderland, then back to quite possibly my favourite city outside of London, Newcastle.

 

 

That could be the twitter account of every away fan that ever stayed up north after a Sunderland game.

Never heard of someone staying in Sunderland after a match or just in general.

And yet he's played probably 2 or 3 games up top for us. Top management that.

1 apparently.

Shit team, shit manager, average centre back playing as full back. Depressing as fuck seeing Mariappa creating numerous chances for Crystal Palace

19/03/11 Stoke (a) 0-4

01/05/11 Liverpool (a) 0-3

 

03/12/11 Chelsea (h) 0-3

10/12/11 Norwich (a) 2-4

21/01/12 Fulham (a) 2-5

11/02/12 Spurs (a) 0-5

28/04/12 Wigan (a) 0-4

 

07/10/12 Man Utd (h) 0-3

29/12/12 Arsenal (a) 3-7

30/03/13 Man City (a) 0-4

14/04/13 Sunderland (h) 0-3

27/04/13 Liverpool (h) 0-6

 

19/08/13 Man City (a) 0-4

04/12/13 Swansea (a) 0-3

01/02/14 Sunderland (h) 0-3

08/02/14 Chelsea (a) 0-3

12/02/14 Spurs (h) 0-4

25/03/14 Everton (h) 0-3

29/03/14 Southampton (a) 0-4

 

At least he's making us harder to beat.

Shit! We should probably be a bit more defensive.

In the season and a half before signing for us he scored 24 goals in 57 appearances for Bordeaux.

Most of the journos before he arrived commented on how much he improved since being put up front, but ignore that...

Ronaldo has already been told this but seems to have a very short memory, I suppose the 500 punches to the head per sparring session will do that.

Remember seeing him once, the commentator mentioned him failing to get back (instead of Haidara) which says it all. We sign a practically 1 in 2 striker and he is being criticised for not being at left back

Hang on, he made 2 great saves. Doesn't mean it was a fantastic performance by any stretch of the imagination.

Nope but some of the comments in the Krul thread after it was confirmed he was injured are cringeworthy as fuck.

He's 2nd choice for a reason, he will always look a little rusty starting so few first team games but as always some will go way over the top about his ability or lack of. He is an adequate back up keeper.

Give Souness as long as we've given Pardew and the same invincibility and he'd win easily. Pardew is a huge cunt too though.

As much of a cunt as Pardew is, Souness inherited a class squad and was given a fuck load of money to improve it. It will take a hell of a bad spell for anything to top my despise for that prick.

The irony is he was one of our best defenders

How many games we lost by 3 goals or more now this year?  Or in the last 2 seasons for that matter.  His teams love a collapse.

Feel like a complete knob for not making a few bets now.

He must be so confused. We were so fucking awesome when he first joined. Then we've been dog shit ever since.

 

Works both ways if we are being honest.

 

He hasn't been playing much and we've still been shit this season.

But when he has been played he hasn't done himself any credit. I feel desperately sorry for him today but he's not been brilliant in the majority of the other games after his first half a season.

He must be so confused. We were so fucking awesome when he first joined. Then we've been dog shit ever since.

Works both ways if we are being honest.

Ben Arfa should have stopped that cross. Get him off.

 

Actually Gouffran genuinely shopped chasing his man.

 

Fucking obscene non-entity of a footballer.

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