Skeletor

Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur . Great day .

To the people who think Faye got on the wrong side of KK, what did he do?

If there's no replacement then this is a terrible move. Taylor, Cacapa and an unproven unknown youngster from abroad is a recipe for disaster regardless of Coloccini joining.

9 million is far too good for him. Take it and get Larsson in for a fraction of the price.

Should have hired some smash and grab men whilst we were over there.

Steve McClaren is hate.

Let's report them for tapping up

FYP .

He has still bought out his contract? So is he a free agent then? Same thing that happened to N'Zogbia. He's our player but he can't play until we get his registration.

ya for one game like And what a game!

The only dispute seems to be whether it's £25m plus add-ons up to £28m or £28m up front as the Times says. Levy's love of an add-on makes me think the former. What's held it up is getting another striker in. Arshavin was in London today so I hope a fee has been agreed with Zenit otherwise the price will another couple of mill upwards. I say you guys put off business until Monday. You know you want to.

Why? Sounds like he enjoyed Man Utd and only left for first-team football. He'd be as good as guaranteed it here, knows he can play in the Premier League and by all accounts is having a shitter at Newcastle. I can see the logic in it tbh. Somewhere on an Everton forum someone is posting this .

Ok so we're at 150 pages. Where is he?

Every season we seem to start without our best players .

Not even good enough for Gateshead... TOO GOOD for Gateshead tbh.

So was Jamie McClen

Both about as good as each other tbh. give over. amady is different class Him and Lee Clark > Any midfield pairing we've ever had tbh. Jamie McClen and Clarence Acuna beg to differ.

Looks like a blacker Jermaine Defoe avec dreadlocks to me.

I love that it's another club in crisis for a change. Mean while we're all on the same wave length. Fuck you press cunts .

The Lua Lua. Lee Sharpe's corner flag-microphone thing. The Chelsea lie down pose one. And of course the Samba.

Barcelona really don't need to do that deal for another week. I say they hold out for more money.

Not to mention Blackburn players at war with Ince and West Ham being cash strapped. Us, Villa and Spurs look the only mid table teams on solid ground right now.

Wise was in London yesterday and tabled a £10.43 mil + Owen bid for Kaboul. Your guess is as good as mine as to whether it will be accepted, but I can't see us being interested in a player like Owen. [/Martin Jol] You forgot to mention that Spurs ITKs are all agreed.

Dunno. You'll have to wait for the Spurs ITK roundtable to congregate and agree first.