Skeletor

Not saying that he's better, but he's elevating that squad to the level they are now which means they can compete with us. We are still a level above but we may have a bumpy start to the season due to the fixtures.

I think this is more accurate.

Actual options on that bench

Clever attempt by Tonali, just a bit off in execution.

Hauled off.

Didn't realise it was Michael Oliver reffing us. Must be the only time that's allowed.

Gonna guess the usual back 5 plus Bruno, Big Joe, Anderson, Gordon, Isak and Miggy starting this one. Purely based on pre-season. Tonali getting Bruno'd into the team after a period of time. Eddie already said Barnes is behind the other players physically at the moment.

Uno zero fratello

Laurent Robert probably.

It's not fair on other men if Ginola can speak Italian on top of being the silver fox DILF that he is.

Stealing our goals from our British soldiers.

TBF that mullet must have weighed a fair bit.

Nobody hates him, but he's clearly declined whilst the team has exponentially improved at the same time.

Boooooo

Hopefully they're both sprinting to a proper barber shop.

That fella who got Bournemouth relegated hasn't done too bad for us really.

Lionel Miggy once again.

I love Miggy

Playing right wing back in a 3-4-1-2 apparently.

Mad seeing how good Miley is. Not used to having a wonderkid actually playing like a wonderkid instead of a Matty Pattison.

Gordon doing a Murphy.

Until we pull his mask off and reveal him to be Frimpong. And Ottoman would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for us meddling N-O kids.

Fuck Sheffield Wednesday.

Not sure if NUFC Twitter hot takes is thread worthy so