Skeletor

Plus add ons...

Any chance we want him for free and they want £5m?

We are destroying football by barely spending any money and not letting the big teams beat us.

They never have time because they're Everton and they're a shit show.

Damn he might keep them up. Also I quite like Dyche (in a 'not for us, but you're ok' kinda way). Hopefully he still takes them down.

Ugh. I'm guessing we removed that post limit that prevents new posters from creating topics?

Dubravka - Man Utd through and through.

Would love him here.

I suppose they need to learn from us how to do a last minute fake loan offer for Hamza Choudhury.

Seriously?

The tears will be delicious if we beat them in the final. Better than Arsenal fans' "Whilst not illegal to stop us scoring, it is not in the spirit of the game."

Could have been worse. Bring on Southampton part deux!

Don't say his name out loud. SHE might appear.

If the price came down to £5m my whole perspective on this transfer would change

Go to work you bum

Us to Forest

Not for that price. Italian teams will be too poor to afford him.

Arrivederchi Milan

That's what he wanted you to think. He was watching every move we made, every step we took.

...to leaving and begging to be allowed back into the first team fold at Everton.