Skeletor

Unless their DOF is Joe Kinnear and the player's name is Yohan Kebab.

I'd take it if it kept Darlow from getting a single second on the pitch.

Time allows expectations to become more realistic.

Can't be right. We're all deluded Geordies who expect to win the league every year.

Watch your letter box marra.

I always find people more angry and more wound tight on other forums. This place is relatively chilled.

They'll have to sign another keeper then if Dubravka is used as leverage. Can't have Darlow costing us points again.

Pointless selling Dubravka and having the massive gap in quality between 1st and 2nd choice keepers again.

JMadz is about to become the worst player in football history.

The world is a crazy place

Sign JWP and then score all the free kicks!

Nah. He has his part to play this season.

Remember phoning up all my school mates when we signed Ferdinand and was in disbelief. Then the next summer we signed Shearer smashing the record transfer fee. Magic times man. Anyone who didn't live through them will never truly understand.

Still remember their "1-0 to the famous team" shite craic.

Everyone deserves to be loved. Even soulless gingers who are shite at football.

Beeeeew. Get him signed.

To be fair they can boast a PL and FA cup win in recent years, which is more than most of the clubs who have it in for us can say. That being said though:

If we did sign Maddison and Werner it would cover 3 positions for the price of 2. Maddison playing primarily central midfield, but being able to play RF too. Werner primarily being RF but being able to play CF when Wilson gets injured. Think we'd be top 6 too.

Yes please!

The old Fifa negotiation. "Scout says player is available between £40-60m" Manager 1: We'll offer £40m Manager 2: No that's way too low. We won't accept anything less than £60m Manager 1: £45m Manager 2: I'm glad we could come to an agreement.

Who sprinkled some positivity into Baldwards Wheaties this morning?

Maddison is good with free kicks too. I want us to be a team that everyone fears fouling like the days when we had Robert, Solano and Shearer (who could wallop one in).

So this is what it's like to see one of your teams win a trophy