Skeletor

He's delightfully dull.

Well it's obvious that fuck all is happening and the journos are just filling their columns with the same regurgitated crap. Henderson being an easy one.

The Dean Henderson links are becoming boring.

Due to what happened the first time around I won't get my hopes up until he's pictured on our official club accounts holding up the shirt.

Remember Sir Bobby having a strange dig at fans for being upset that Cort was always injured/unavailable. Yes, we do expect our players to be able to play most of the time.

Pretty bad to cancel a flight after you've already checked passengers luggage and let them through security tbh. I'd be as angry as he is.

How does that happen? Connecting flight?

We want a winger then

Mike Ashley rocking up like

One thing I want to see this season is plans put in motion to start increasing our revenues massively. Ashley was an expert in minimising our finances and taking us from one of the richest clubs in football to one that generated next to nothing.

Hopefully he doesn't enjoy playing Fifa with shit clubs' owners.

I agree. There are other striker targets I would prefer to him, but he'd be a good signing too.

His opinion is wide of the mark.

All amateurs compared to the great man

He's blocking idiots, yet he never blocks himself.

Chiesa

Sports journalism is the fucking easiest job in the world.

Pardew attempting a redemption arc only to realise his natural cuntyness cannot be overcome:

He's not perfect and I couldn't give a shit. He's been vital to the way we play due to his natural athleticism and physicality.

The Mike Ashley model is available.

I kinda believe part of the reason we could never sell him was that compilation. Game over if any club was doing some Dennis Wise scouting.

3 minutes and 15 seconds you plum

Were we consulted for our approval? You know, since all the top clubs got butt hurt that they weren't consulted for vetoing our takeover?