Skeletor

Now he's booking Leicester players FFS

Watch Longstaff score from the halfway line now.

Get the fuck in

Been leading shooting practice this week?

Realised they can let us shoot as it won't be on target.

7 shots, only one on target. Shit.

Almost impossible to miss, and yet...

Our fucking finishing FFS

Saudis seem to enjoy terminating contracts at Al-Nassr...

Pretty mad when your stadium name is synonymous with the biggest disaster in English football.

Tielemans is fine. He's a good player and everything, but adding goals to the team has to be the priority and Tielemans + a back up right back ain't it. I'd welcome him, but as long as we have Bruno, I feel it could wait until the summer.

Newcastle fans and Chris Wood today.

Go all out for Maddison and a Joao Pedro type (if he is injured).

I think the Wood miss was the thing that made some of us snap. One thing if he had got that chance on target but it was saved, another to do what he did and sky it out of the stadium.

And offside.

Not if he doesn't get consistent game time, no.

He's ok, but he doesn't inspire the same confidence Pope does. But Pope has been a goalkeeping god this season.

I've always said he's all pace and no ability, but I wouldn't have taken him off today. Ritchie playing the whole game (or any of the game for that matter) was criminal.

As incredible as he has been at making average players into great players, I hope he realised today that a lot of our squad are lost causes. Why on earth did Ritchie play the whole game?!

Hopefully his last game for us.

Look at the trash he was playing along side. Still at least he's got his first loss in a Newcastle shirt out of the way.

Gan on loan son, please.

Look at Windass for them. Wood isn't even that level and we paid £25m for him.

Why even bother entering the FA cup when we never ever take it seriously?