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That's life. If we want to remain a PL team we need to start paying up.

It's almost like Mike Ashley is staying true to what he's always done. Who would have thought it? Writing was on the wall when there was no new signings by mid June with targets going elsewhere, speculation about bullshit Chinese investment, Mike Ashley's mate coming in to block, sorry I mean oversee transfers. It's not September yet though .

Bet he's great at monitoring wedding venues.

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Don't know why everyone's wetting the bed. It's not even the first game of the season yet.

Bramble is still the reason I have trust issues with our defenders.

Shame about his father though.

We have 3 left backs on the books already. Realistically it's going to be Dummett and hopefully Gibbs with Haidara and Lazaar off elsewhere.

Looks like he's had a hair transplant whilst he's been away. Surprised that didn't put him in a coma.

Pfft. With this cunt until he's there holding the shirt this hasn't changed.

It's July now. Can we start being worried now?

I was told I wasn't allowed to worry because it's not July yet.

Because we have no effect on transfers. Its just getting yourself wound up over something you can't change. Much better to just put it to the back of your mind and forget about it for a while and just check every so often. To me that's not a reason to be relaxed. We've all followed football and this club long enough to know what's facing us next season and we've all had 10 years of Mike Ashley doing the stupidest things imaginable. He certainly has no benefit of the doubt from me and I won't start relaxing until I see the necessary amount of players through the door before the season kicks off. So far there is no evidence of that happening at all.

With Ashley it should always be a case of guilty until proven innocent. Don't know how anyone can be relaxed at this stage with no transfers (other than Atsu which is just us standing still from last season) when so much work is needed on the squad.

He also liberated us from Pardew as well.

Everything had been going too well. Definitely needs more Ashley sabotage.

As long as Mike Ashley is the owner panic and worry is always justified.

Seaman was a bit before my time, how good of a keeper actually was he? Obviously thats a bit of a howler. Curtains era he was brilliant. Ponytail era he was dodgy.

Pardew ain't no human being.

He never displayed any of the fundamentals needed to be a good keeper.

hirepardew.com

Way overdue.

It is crazy how the TV money keeps getting bigger and bigger but the actual ability to watch the games on TV is so limited still.

Pardew's still available.