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That Arsenal petition is mad though. Like is Arteta going to see that petition and think "Oh guess I shouldn't sign him then".

From his time at PSG https://www.shieldsgazette.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/psg-manager-reacts-to-hugo-ekitike-criticism-following-newcastle-united-transfer-snub-3869063 https://m.allfootballapp.com/news/All/PSG-new-signing-slammed-for-unprofessional-conduct-since-joining-the-club/2913535 https://psgpost.com/posts/hugo-ekitike-further-from-staying-at-psg-than-ever-before-01hd9dywjw26 https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/hugo-ekitike-newcastle-united-transfer-28144647 https://frenchfootballweekly.com/2023/10/20/psg-hugo-ekitikes-attitude-is-still-tense-internally/

They could announce it and then just drip feed content over the coming days.

Would say a lot about MGW if he wants to join 17th place Spurs, CL or not.

Its always been obvious this guy has never wanted to join us after the last two attempts. Should have never been on the shortlist.

Are there any real rumours about us signing Harvey Elliott? Can see a bunch of the usual shite reporting about how we can get him for £40m with a buy back clause or £50m without but can't remember anyone credible saying anything.

I didn't realise he sounded so British. Between this and Isak sounding like a London roadman, Sweden has some questions to answer.

£12m is very low in today's market. Even Lloyd Kelly went for £20m.

"So I hear Man City are selling one of their promising youth players"

Now that he's a mercenary cunt I hope he goes down for noncing.

Also I feel like we've come to the collective conclusion that Riviere was the worst of the worst. He's now the measuring stick for shit strikers who can't shoot at all.

Will be interesting to see who they have in mind for CM/CAM. In a non-PSR world Justin Kluivert is absolutely perfect for us, but we'll have to look at someone less established and cheaper most likely.

Another CM is absolutely pressing like. Both depth wise and giving us the option to unlock low block defences.

Wish him all the best at Leeds. Got a crazy amount of undeserved stick and hate but has been a great servant for the club.

Hope he's successful wherever he goes (but not if playing us obviously).

Re-watched his highlights against Sunderland and his shithousery is beautiful. A return of the dark arts?

No. Apparently Eddie does too.