Skeletor

Elanga did score a few goals with his left foot.

You'll have to remove all agents from football for that to happen. They always put it in the public domain to drum up a bidding war.

Welcome to Chelsea/Man Utd.

Everyone's favourite weighing in.

Put him on Burn's shoulders and ain't no defender out jumping that.

TLDR: Shuffle around £55m into some acceptable payment structure and deal's done.

He came to Wembley to watch us win the League Cup. He'll be back.

Feel like we should add one Italian every CL campaign.

I don't like Calvert-Lewin at all, but if it was a case of tiding us over so we can strengthen other positions and then get someone way better next summer, I'd take him on a one year contract.

One of the most important positions to address. Even if its an older stop gap. We need to be able to give Alexander The Great a rest here and there to prevent him getting injured.

Elanga, Trafford and Scalvini (though the links seem kinda sus to me) would be a good foundation for the window. Would still need something more in midfield and up front, especially someone who could unlock low block defences.

True. Although if you don't have the choice I suppose its easier.

Almost makes you wonder what's wrong with Elanga if Chelsea don't want to stockpile him

Think we all knew this was coming. Its a lot of money but it was always going to be. Let's see if someone has sent the bat signal to Chelsea.

I don't believe he is worth £60m. Forest are within their rights to ask for that kinda fee, but they've done so to basically tell everyone he's not for sale. The same way we put a £150m-200m fee on Isak for the same reason.

Crazy news. Rest in peace Diogo.

Nope

Not Isak tapping him up. Worrying.

Any business? No. But my confidence in the current lot isn't high since Staveley went. 3 awful transfer windows and a slow start to this one with the same patterns being repeated give no reason for confidence.

Knows what he likes.