Skeletor

Fuck sake

Awful

Listening to Merson say Janmaat

Most enjoyable match in a long time and it's only because there's a team worse than us.

Agent Barton

Up to 14th as it stands and safe.

Green has never kept a clean sheet against us (14 games)

Comedy goal too

Riviere 1-0

Same referee from two years ago.

Commentator just said Riviere has managed 6 attempts on target all season

All reverse own goals.

Well I guess that's the bottom line

Well we should be. I'm sure we will find the new Riviere for like £1.5m instead though.

Charlie Austin?

He does get himself in some shit.

I kinda like the fat that he's a fat fuck. Provided he can actually throw all that weight around .

I like Ryan as a person, from what I know of him, but seeing him on the pitch makes me want to vomit. I see he's talking about 'doing better next season'. Worrying since he's out of contract this summer.

Hull would need 5 points (6 since 5 will be impossible at that point).

5-0

Aguero hattrick

Penalty

Yun could be our new Bosingwa

3-0