Skeletor

Sell Sissoko, sign some cheap guff. Rinse and repeat until we reach the day that we have no saleable assets.

Other clubs understand the value of the fans buying in and creating a deeper connection with the fans, particular younger ones who are living through a digital age and expect certain types of content for free. Of course we have absolutely no interest engaging these fans as all NUFC is interested in is short term gain. I would get it if they were monopolising it, and say giving it to some specific newspapers, but they've basically given this news for free, when they could have used it to actually communicate with fans without costing any money. Just a weird decision, since it doesn't even benefit them in anyway, and in fact, harms their future sales We also give Sports Direct free advertising instead of getting advertisers who will pay us money for the service. Nothing Ashley does makes any sense.

Are they gonna have a joint thread forever?

Too expensive.

Wow they're going to get relegated on the balance sheet table.

Now that Pardew is out of the way we could probably actually sell him for profit.

The happiest man alive: http://fan-people.com/wp-content/images-foot/florian-thauvin/Florian-THAUVIN-8688.jpg http://leclubfoot.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Thauvin-vent-de-lann%C3%A9e.jpg http://auto.img.v4.skyrock.net/9494/85499494/pics/3204160043_1_2_vmo3sbQL.jpg http://s.om.net/om/file/201312/THAUVIN.jpg http://www.footballclubdemarseille.fr/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/thauvinOM-VA.png http://www.videomotion-tv.net/wp-content/uploads/mvbthumbs/img_38242_la-reaction-de-thauvin-apres-lille-om-1-0.jpg

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The moment Steve McClaren was appointed was the moment everyone knew that nothing in the slightest will ever change with this fat fuck.

Doesn't matter whether Bas Dost is crap or not. We're not going to sign him because he will cost the going rate.

Shola went to the Turkish second division, Raylor going to the Belgian league. It's almost like our good lads are actually crap.

Dat ambition.

Can see now why we differed in transfer policy with Patrick Vieira. 'I wanna sign players' 'Well how about we don't sign any players and you just lie to the fans instead?'

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Got that in a Whatsapp from my Everton mate with the caption "what an insufferable cock" Neil?

Could also argue they are the only folks who might actually have a clue what's happening. I think it's safe to say which is more likely.

Romain Amalfitano.

I don't understand how neutrals don't want to punch him.

The only part of Ashley's promise he'll keep is that he won't leave.

Good. He will never progress without sitting on the bench for a top 4 club.

He's a good player. It doesn't need any major debate.

'Approved NUFC media outlet SSN: NUFC in talks with Charlie Austin's representatives'

So a done deal other than agreeing the most fundamental part. Luckily agreeing fees is our strong point........

Fire sale on Sissoko, Perez, Janmaat and Krul.