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Crumpy loved Pardew before the King ever set foot in St James' Park

If only there was the option to sell us and then buy them outright.

To turn on Carver would suggest we liked him before hand. He's a complicit part of the Pardew regime and he needs to be removed.

Won't be getting the job then. Nice to hear for a change mind. Look at him crawling out of the woodwork. What a cunt.

Embrace McClaren bro! http://cdn.nextimpulsesports.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/rev-it-up.gif http://collegetimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/little-girl-mad-o.gif

Oh for fuck sake.

Crystal Palace should learn how to make Pardew official without delaying things over Andy Woodman

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Why they can't appoint him and then just make a separate approach for FatBantz is beyond me.

Pardew ensuring that people don't enjoy their New Years Eve.

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Andy Woodman holding the deal up. Fat cunt.

Less West Brom jobbers, more Alan Pardew press conference.

Why you no live at Selhurst Park SSN?

Just literally naming our managers. Even that list in isolation is ridiculously contradictory.

When did you sign Anderson? Feels like he's been there for like 10 years.

I would love it if his unveiling was like this:

Alan Pardew turns down the chance to not become Crystal Palace manager.

King Pardew upon finding out that there's no VIP room at Selhurst Park http://gifatron.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/joffrey-lean-back-game-of-thrones.gif

I'd rather let the new manager make that call. I wouldn't give much weight to Pardew's judgement. If only the same could be done for MYM.

'Alan Pardew will not be the new manager of Crystal Palace. Instead here's some generic jobber trollolololol'

They are probably busy erecting his throne and getting his robe and crown ready.

Mr Ekim Yelhsa http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140416021517/simpsons/images/5/5e/Snrub.jpg

Man City, Tottenham, Swansea and Galatasaray. That's quite a range. Also into contention are Barcelona, Borussia Dortmund and Derby County.