Skeletor

Cisse

Nice volley dickhead

Another corner. Pressure off.

Just in time for Africa

Cisse with a bionic elbow

Ouch

The crowd sound thoroughly entertained.

Gouffran again

Lerl

Come and get me plea to Palace tbh.

Oh god. I'm starting to yearn...

Ashley would probably hold out for ridiculous compensation for him. Where else is he gonna find a manager who is obedient, hated and successfully lowers expectations?

If Pardew was playing the right team every week and we were mid table I'd accept that. However he's shown that when he picks the right team we win games and then he reverts back to his shitty selections once he's bored of winning.

Paul Merson's back on the coke.

Loic Remy looks ridiculous

Probably holding out for God to retire so he can take over.

I just can't wait to see Wor Jack in action xx

Always the Jack Bareback lovers who put Anita down with Mackem-esque logic of 'Say it enough and hopefully it will become true.'

Forgot this was on today. My enthusiasm is through the roof.

Selling Ayoze would actually hurt. Most players we buy to sell usually have a limit to their abilities but he seems like the type who genuinely has unlimited potential.

Can we get a HirePardew.com site?

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They've only won 7 Premier League games in the whole of 2014, and two of them were against us. Isn't your record similar with two of them against us?

Say what you want about Steve Bruce, at leat he knows how to beat Sunderland.

Seems pretty tame compared to what he deserves.