Skeletor

Carver, no signings, 10th place finishes + no cup runs ever, going to communicate in morse code.

Can't blame him. Imagine rocking up and seeing this coaching team http://www.themarysue.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/2591487-bebop_rocksteady.jpg

Yeah like the club that set Kieron Dyer, Titus Bramble and Nile Ranger on the straight and narrow.

T'Dave

Well maybe we can turn him. Into a bigger nob.

KILL IT WITH FIRE.

The title is such clumsy English now

Nnnnnnngg

It's horrible how the club plays with our feelings.

Beeewing at Upton Park.

Times like this I'm glad Shepherd is gone.

Carragher couldn't hide his smirks when he was championing Carver for the job today.

What did he say? He doesn't think he's going to get the job now. Plus his body language looked like someone who had fucked up their chance.

Whoever decided to sign him really fucked up.

In our strongest line up none of them would play. Hopefully two of them will go in the summer and we'd buy some players who contribute more going forward. I know which one I'd keep and it's probably not the same one the club would.

Well this is worrying. I agree with TCD. I'm gonna watch out for the four horsemen of the apocalypse now.

When is he back? Gouffran and Sammy make me want to rip my eyes out.

He's starting to irritate me again. Need a major defensive overhaul in the summer.

Feeling upbeat after that interview.

To ensure he does it?

Said he thinks he won't get the job now

Saying the referee has potentially cost him the job

Translated by the Chronicle.

You're not a London club therefore your feelings are deluded and unimportant.