Skeletor

Can imagine a few football managers deleting all their incriminating texts now. Vincent Tan face turn. The world has gone mad.

We seem to have the indian sign over them at the moment. So we'll lose because of Pardew and stuff.

A new world record in being Pardew'd.

How many tackles has he made?

Colback is the first name on the team sheet under Pardew. He started every pre-season game.

Fucking West Brom

The shit coming up trumps for the Mackems

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Old Trafford is truly becoming the Theatre of Dreams.

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Aye, reincarnated Jack the Ripper, Harold Shipman, Fred West and The Boston strangler all at the same time, the greedy cunt. Nah they all gave their victims the release of death. Pardew would keep us on life support if he could inflict more suffering and misery.

Cabaye is also to blame for moving to PSG. He should have stayed here and been the King's door mat.

'Impossible job'

Sorry but the fantasy makes me too happy to allow you to destroy it. On that note if the Palace regime are reading I would just like to say that Alan Pardew is a wonderful manager, who brings frettening, front foot football, loves flair players and is incredibly loveable and we'd be devastated but understanding if your sovereign nation wanted to take him from us.

For the love of god, please let them come for the King.

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All heroes need a good villain.

My hatred for him has finally surpassed my hatred of Souness. Really is the turd that won't flush. If he really wants to repair his relationship with the fans he'd have his mouth sewn shut permanently.

If one moment summed up his Newcastle career it was Remy's goal against Chelsea. Had the chance to beat his man, bottled it, passed responsibility to Anita who beat a man with some skill and set it up on a plate for Remy. Obertan then celebrated like he'd just scored the goal of the season.

Another year and he'll have no resale value. We must cash in on every player we ever sign after all.

If it's the same agent who's helped him steal a living for the last 14 years then he has the best agent in the world.

Because he's Pardew's favourite he'll be immune to injury and suspension too.

Good move for him. All the best Shola.

Needs to stop running forward so much and learn to tackle more too.

Surprised it wasn't 'The King is ready to forgive the fans for their insolence'