Skeletor

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01422/sacha-baron-cohen-_1422424a.jpg

Hope we don't waste time chasing him now. Quite clear he wanted to get away as quickly as possible.

Those damned fans and owners who expect entertainment and goals. Damn them to hell.

Imagine at the end of the 11/12 season if we'd sold Krul, Coloccini, Tiote, Cabaye, Ben Arfa, Ba and Cisse. Southampton are putting up absolutely no resistance.

Wonder who's getting sold to fund that.

Didn't manage it then either.

So we made them look better than they are then. Pardew out. http://x4.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/3163720+_13acb23c760a88a5fd38ae02ba10bdf9.jpg Forgot about that quote. It's hard to remember all the pardscuses.

So we made them look better than they are then. Pardew out.

How has Riviere been?

Doesn't really mean much since Pardew's opinion doesn't carry much weight in the boardroom. That's basically what the article says.

Feels like this should be an epic rap battle of history.

If we don't manage to flog him for profit before the last year of his contract then yes he will.

They've probably tried to hawk him to various clubs but Ben Arfa doesn't want to leave. Now they're making life difficult for him in the hope that he will give up and leave so they can cash in on every single player we ever sign.

Always scores against us and victories against us generally keep them up every season. Wise investment.

If having a replacement lined up before we sell players is Charnley's thing then he's already one up on all the awful cretins who've done our transfer business in the past under Ashley.

That's bad shit that like. When oh when will Willo and Taylor fuck off? The year before their contracts end. Fuck knows when that is, 2019? Should both be fucking off next summer then.

Creep

Something about #Colback made me laugh

Apparently did his introduction interview in French. I thought he could speak English now?

Aye. The players here have a 4-5 year span generally. If we haven't managed to sell them by the final year then we'll do any thing to get some money for them like the Ben Arfa farce.

Such a shame the summer spending 'spree' doesn't extend to shopping for managers.

Martin Trinder in disguise

Doesn't bode well that all the French journos think he's shit and we're over paying.