Skeletor

MYM/Taylor partnership

Fucking Obertan

Almost a successful set penis there

Here comes the shit

All those signings and our team still looks shit.

*Insert generic rant about Pardew*

Phew. For a minute there I thought the world was ending. Thanks Graeme.

I assume that's a half time shot?

It looks so shit it's unreal. Must be easy getting a designer job at Puma.

Should never look forward to them as long as the King is in power.

Love me a made up 'Mag at work' story.

Good thing he was brought in as a Gosling replacement and not the Cabaye replacement.

Must have questioned the hoof ball tactics already.

Can't believe our little old club managed to sign 2 players from the famous club. Wow.

All in favour of having a skinny back up keeper.

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrlk0uVpsD1qar7nho7_500.gif

Quietly optimistic about this guy. Might just hit that purple patch that Pardew needs to do the bare minimum again.

Thread title change?

If Ashley really wanted to mend the relationship between the club and the fans he'd have sacked Pardew and appointed a manager who plays good football. He could spend £150m this summer but giving the players to Pardew won't solve any thing. Ashley loves having a manager that we hate. Any time we really take to a manager they get sacked.

http://fcdn.mtbr.com/attachments/arizona/882669d1396658432-tree-blocking-your-path-flag-have-saw-will-clear-3029920-4973625090-close.png

http://www.nufcfans.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/nufcfans_umar_farooq_profile_picture.jpg U mad bro?

His price tag is probably insane.

Football

Hope to fuck their crowd turns hostile as fuck when they play Liverpool. Like we did when they were poaching our players a few years ago.