Skeletor

Our fans are blurring into Stoke fans.

The only signing I'm unhappy about so far is Colback. I'm more disappointed at the glee and gusto with which we sell our best players to the first interested party. It makes signing players completely irrelevant.

Cabella and selling Debuchy and MYM more like.

Putting faith in the same defenders who have conceded a disturbing number of goals the last two seasons. Well done Pardew.

Our defence is so appalling The only defensive signing we'll make is replacing the only stand out defender we have as well.

It's likely De Jong will be the only signing we make that resembles a striker so there is still room for Grenier from a footballing perspective but not from an Ashley tight cunt perspective.

Can't rest easy until he's officially signed with someone else.

Mackem kernt.

Krul Raylor Williamson Coloccini Santon Sissoko Tiote Colback Gouffran Cabella De Jong

On the pulse there.

It'll be 1 striker with De Jong suddenly becoming the other striker.

Mackemlicious that.

Debuchy is paying for Cabella and the previous low ball bids are going towards Janmaat now.

Think that goes without saying no matter what lies they told at the fans meeting.

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Strengths: Is cheap

Would seem like we've just taken the extra Debuchy money for this deal and and are now using the previous low ball amount for Debuchy's replacement now.

Every player is bought to be sold on as quickly as possible. Unfortunately for Fatshley some of them turn out to be Gosling or Obertan.

Too bad for us remy does though. Remy's not a big fan of choice. Too soon?

At 12m it should be interesting to see Pardew justify leaving him out of the team and making him train with the reserves for making Old Mike and Blobby feel untalented.

Is Fresh Air Ryan Taylor's rap name?

That's perfect since we can go through all the reports of trying to sign him without having to actually buy him. What a deal.

Gonna need some more saleable assets too. Fatshley's ivory back scratchers won't pay for themselves.

Yay was worrying we weren't pretending to try any more.

It's come from Italian journo Alfredo Pedulla. He reckons we've agreed a €9m deal and he'll sign after the World Cup. Though everyone else is linking Janmaat to Man U as well, so who knows.