Skeletor

Would be an honour to sell him to them in a year and a half's time.

yeah, but the fact they are desperate for cash means we can probably get one of our low ball bids accepted No it doesn't

'The £10 million midfield star' Next.

Wonder if Southampton will be able to get revenge like we did that day when Enrique had to go in goal.

I take it he's bad from all the responses

Jumper fret

More than a word probably: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m09vj9t0q21qd2kxpo1_500.gif

'Best route'. IE Route one.

'The transfer hitlist has been compiled with an acknowledgement that Newcastle were woefully light on offensive talent at the end of the season. The intention is to sign players capable of entertaining who are cheap, scoring goals cheap and getting United fans off their feet again cheap.'

Would rather he went abroad like Cabaye did. Seeing him in Arsenal's team

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We'll sign a new right back. Then we'll play Ryan Taylor ahead of him for 3/4 of the season.

http://i58.tinypic.com/id564z.jpg That's better.

The fuck would we need that bald goblin for now we've signed Siem De Jong?

http://images.sdentertainer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/MG_6308.jpg

1st name on the team sheet

QUICKLY?!?!?!?!?! well this one came kinda out of nowhere, Cisse was a bolt from the blue as well they are perfectly capable of it on occasion its just ludicrous on others how it can drag on and on and on and on (etc) We've been linked with him for bloody ages. There's even this from going on three weeks ago: http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11678/9339671/transfer-news-siem-de-jong-says-newcastle-have-contacted-agent OUT OF THE BLUE DAVE.

That's one disturbing mother/son relationship.

Can imagine Pardew playing him as a lone striker when we don't sign any one else.

The Looney Toon ‏@The_Looney_Toon 1h @siemdejong I beg u . I beg u to join nufc

Gross

Sucks when I can't even get excited by signing a good player any more. Well and truly Pardew'd.

Too many lines for the plane to get over.

Got nothing on the Ben Arfa airport picture.