Skeletor

He seems to spend most of his time planning his excuse rota.

"The Journal understands they do not want to sell Debuchy" but the club will let him go for a specific amount they have circulated to members of the press and likely agents. Dont want to but doing their utmost to hawk him about, what a club It's almost like we're run by a bunch of cunts.

Probably Carlton Cole

'Barbaric ban' Won't someone please think of Suarez in all of this inhumane punishment?

Are you sure you don't mean siem de jong? Luuk makes no sense Siem De Jong would also make no sense since we'd have a lot of attacking midfield players but no strikers.

Good thing we wasted all that time then.

'And Pardew knows a fourth defeat to Sunderland is unthinkable.' I look forward to our 10-0-0 formation in the next derby then.

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I'd be amazed that we had such a quality striker on Championship wages.

Trying to suck their essences #whitepower

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He needs to be banned from all football for 12 months. All the other punishments clearly had no effect on him.

Should be put down. This is his THIRD time biting another player.

Will be great to see Suarez feel hard done by on a world stage. Such a monster heel.

Can imagine England under Pardew Harto Johno Gazza Jags Asher Wazza Stevie Jonesy Hendo Leights Carlts

Before the players are Pardew'd

Can't see us getting many in any month.

New season

Everton player iirc. Most including myself supported him as well, feel dirty. Shame he hasn't actually gone to prison mind. Probably tore his hamstring on the way to prison.

Because he tortured us for 14 long, painful years.

He looks like one of those footballers who is destined to be fat.

You would never tire of punching that face. Also couldn't miss it either.

Imagine being a supporter of another club and coming on here to read: We're so damaged

We offered them some cement for Clement?