Skeletor

I take it he's bad from all the responses

Jumper fret

More than a word probably: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m09vj9t0q21qd2kxpo1_500.gif

'Best route'. IE Route one.

'The transfer hitlist has been compiled with an acknowledgement that Newcastle were woefully light on offensive talent at the end of the season. The intention is to sign players capable of entertaining who are cheap, scoring goals cheap and getting United fans off their feet again cheap.'

Would rather he went abroad like Cabaye did. Seeing him in Arsenal's team

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We'll sign a new right back. Then we'll play Ryan Taylor ahead of him for 3/4 of the season.

http://i58.tinypic.com/id564z.jpg That's better.

The fuck would we need that bald goblin for now we've signed Siem De Jong?

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1st name on the team sheet

QUICKLY?!?!?!?!?! well this one came kinda out of nowhere, Cisse was a bolt from the blue as well they are perfectly capable of it on occasion its just ludicrous on others how it can drag on and on and on and on (etc) We've been linked with him for bloody ages. There's even this from going on three weeks ago: http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11678/9339671/transfer-news-siem-de-jong-says-newcastle-have-contacted-agent OUT OF THE BLUE DAVE.

That's one disturbing mother/son relationship.

Can imagine Pardew playing him as a lone striker when we don't sign any one else.

The Looney Toon ‏@The_Looney_Toon 1h @siemdejong I beg u . I beg u to join nufc

Gross

Sucks when I can't even get excited by signing a good player any more. Well and truly Pardew'd.

Too many lines for the plane to get over.

Got nothing on the Ben Arfa airport picture.

One who accidentally fell over the line.

Monitoring machines are all occupied at the minute. It's an Ashley dream buy, though. He'll almost certainly not make a loss on him. McCarthy ended up moving on for £13m and it's widely agreed here that Gauld is a bigger talent. Hope they don't loan him back - he gets kicked to pieces here and would be great if he could pick up a more European style as it'd suit him way better. An Ashley dream buy is no fee, no signing on fee, no agent fee and no wages to be paid that magically returns 15m+ into the his pockets.

Monitoring machines are all occupied at the minute.

"The Journal understands they do not want to sell Debuchy" but the club will let him go for a specific amount they have circulated to members of the press and likely agents. Dont want to but doing their utmost to hawk him about, what a club It's almost like we're run by a bunch of cunts. Amazing how the media still haven't picked that up yet, not properly anyhoo. We're not a threat to their beloved teams so they're happy.