Skeletor

Doesn't want to sell for less than a tidy profit (IE unrealistic price) more like.

Yeah you could see all the stars like Blob Jelliot, Ryan Taylor and Shola Ameobi with his new infinite years contract.

I always thought he got a bunch of shit players playing well above themselves. They played pretty football but were useless a lot of the time. Always turned it on against us though.

Most lies told by a football manager.

Beats 'FA Cup 3rd round participants - 2000&Pardew'

I hope you punched him in the gooch.

Chelsea have always been upstanding members of the footballing community. They are like the samaritans of football. Always willing to help out those less fortunate than them with quality players on loan.

Sounds like we'd concede too many goals with him in the team. Best find a nice, minging defensive winger instead.

dylannels03 Are you out of Bardsleys pocket yet? Ya useless sack a shit.

Depends if this Moyes fetish is real though. If Ashley has always wanted him as manager then surely it'd be bye bye Pardew now that Moyes is available for free.

Serves them right for trying to hoover up the talent.

Not a penalty that.

Awful miss

Pepe. One of football's great heels.

Another shocker

Oh what a miss

Benzema!

Meanwhile at the training ground. Hatem Ben Grimes: 'I don't need talent because I'm Shola Ameobi'

Seeing it in the title: http://womenwriteaboutcomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/wiggum-heart.gif

Me either. It sounds trivial but it's a big fuck you to us fans from the board if it happens. Get rid of all the talented players and keep the shit who won't question the club's lack of ambition or speak out against a terrible manager.

That's the real shame of it. We were really good for 70 minutes and attacking properly for once. Then he hit the self destruct button because he's a cunt who had to play Ameobi. Ferguson for Simpson (82) Sh.Ameobi for Bigirimana (82) Tavernier for Marveaux (88)

The 7-3 against Arsenal was the tipping point for me. The ending of that match was so humiliating and that was the match where he left us with 1 midfielder on the pitch.

Doesn't even get any boots

When was the last time you won the tiredness?

A victory for anti-football today.