Skeletor

Just doesn't have the ability of a Premiership footballer.

Was great to see! Such a rarity under Pardew it has to be said.

I hope someone asks Pardew about this at the next phone in.

Dangerous crosses

He's back!

Nice to hear he's learning to play left back as well.

I hate the sound of a happy Neil Warnock.

Total football marra

Remember when he said he didn't want the Chelsea job because he wanted to build his career, not destroy it. Oops .

Remember when Rogers seemed normal?

Classic Liverpool.

A nice change from last week

This gets said after pretty much every match.

If he adds crossing with his left foot to his game he'll be a real force.

He's great wherever he plays but I think for the team it's best he plays on the left. In a 4-4-2 any way. Gives the team more balance.

A real pet hate of mine. Fair enough if a player has a s*** game call him s*** (I will probably still defend him but there you go ) but nonsense like this, body language, exaggerating flaws etc... To be fair to Cisse he's pretty much like that episode where Lenny gets plastic surgery and can't stop smiling no matter what happens. http://deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/picture2.png

Dreadful by Man City this.

Another poor performance but a win. Improvement I guess but still shit.

Such a pointless yellow

Tiote

Mad thing is he scored a fair few penalties for Freiburg. 0 out of 2 for us so far

The fuck is wrong with him? From invincible to Martins in one fell swoop.

Pen to Man Utd

Get in

Typical...