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And we can look forward to losing 2 of our best players for 6 weeks during the ACN. Think one African is enough considering its a rollover the following season. Which is why we need a decent back up for Tiote. Our record without him is dog s*** so I dread 6 weeks without him. You think they plan that far ahead? Pardew probably uses hotels that charge by the hour knowing the knackas he works for! Well you would hope so but I take your point. It's bad enough that there's two ACN in a row.

And we can look forward to losing 2 of our best players for 6 weeks during the ACN. Think one African is enough considering its a rollover the following season. Which is why we need a decent back up for Tiote. Our record without him is dog shit so I dread 6 weeks without him.

Don't be so negative.

Best has emerged as a good option as back up. It would be depressing if he's still a starter next season though.

Hopefully Enrique won't join these cunts now that they're not in Europe. He'll probably still leave but at least no european football really weakens their hand.

Harper Simpson Coloccini Williamson Ferguson Tiote Barton Guthrie Nolan Best Zoro We have no wingers so might as well. Plus it keeps Perch or Lovenkrands from wasting a place in the team.

I can see Liverpool's scouting team meetings: "Right so Newcastle have scouted the following players..." Leeches. Bet they have a scout permanently at our training ground too watching our players.

Delap should be forced to play with one hand tied behind his back. Either that or the opposing team should be allowed to sledge hammer his fingers before kick off.

Oooooooh touchy commentary.

Nope

I don't know I think Stoke in Europe would be quite amusing. Imagine those continental players reactions to Rory Delap.

5th now!

So only 5th for europe then.

And bye bye Delap freak throws.

He'll be sacked or forced out. They all are under Ashley.

It's probably a sell out so they can sing songs about how great Carroll is for leaving us.

Well that was sickening. Thankfully he did nothing though.

Come on Man Utd. Do these cunts over.

We paid the price for shoe horning a terrible defender into the team. Taylor has been the one consistent in many, many terrible defensive performances over the last 5 or 6 years. Should have simply put Ferguson on the left and Jonas on the right and kept some balance.

Bullshit performance.

Bestiaaaaaaal

James Perch up front.

Kinda looks like someone is about to execute him. There's probably a gun pointed at him off camera.

6-5 We'll go 5-0 down in the first half. Nolan will put in a robust challenge on Anichebe (who will be playing whether he's injured or not) who will react and get sent off. Then we'll score 6 in the last 15 minutes with Barton scoring 4 penalties.

When we were the entertainers and title challengers they were getting promoted...and relegated. When we were qualifying for the champions league they were getting relegated with a new points low. When we were qualifying for europe they were getting relegated beating their own record low points total. They hadn't seen a victory over us on their own turf for about 300 years. They've seen Luque and Chopra score against them. They have had to suffer epic chicken dancing when we thrashed them even with a newly promoted team whilst they'd spent stupid amounts of money on lumps of shit that they thought were all world class. Basically it's not easy sucking and being total losers. It takes it's toll.