Skeletor

Paul Robinson's speedy monotone voice is awesome.

Mmmm hmmm

This Leeds right back is a right cheating bastard.

This game should be a good test of the Bale curse.

It tasted like chicken.

253-0

Except when Sir Bobby died and then Ipswich got a good pasting.

More like hand of god it into the net.

Has the ref managed to get off the pitch yet?

If Hughton even suggests it he'll be fined for daring to question the refs authoritaaaa

You know most managers/owners might look at a performance like this (and Monday's) and do something to rectify it in the transfer window. Unfortunately our lot will point to being top of the league and white wash over it as a blip.

I'd say it was a problem with the midfield/attack being useless.

Hasn't our bad run coincided with Harewood leaving? Not really. We've been crap for ages. Even when he was here. But he scored goals. Quite a rarity since he's gone.

Hasn't our bad run coincided with Harewood leaving?

Cos they've shown up our weaknesses very efficiently over the last two games? No, becausa they always go up and come stright back down but are vitually garunteed that they go back up again. And on Monday they went out and hacked us, and today lead by goal that may not crossed the line and a dodgy penalty. They may have played dirty yes, but they also out played us with the ball as well. We're a team with no midfield skill and an owner who isn't going to invest any money to rectify that.

Cos they've shown up our weaknesses very efficiently over the last two games?

More like nothing until the 85th minute.

They're really not though.

I hope the team brought lube cos they're well and truly bending over and taking it now.

They're not as good at home because they can't sit back and look to catch teams on the break.

Ryan Taylor's against Sheffield Utd due to it's skill and precision. Managing to hit it at the perfect angle for it to deflect right into the other corner. Genius.

What? Was the deal 50p down and a further £2m when he plays 1 game?

I know some people need it spelled out before facts finally strike home, but are you actually aware that he is DUTCH? If Holland want him for a game in future years, Holland GET him - YES ? What happens if NUFC have a crucial FA Cup match etc etc at the same time ? It doesn't matter whether he's from Holland, Scotland, or Australia, his international commitments come first as far as FIFA are concerned - are you a little clearer, or do we have to write in on the blackboard ? If a player is English the chances are that other teams will have the same calls on many of their players, esp with the moves now towards having a minimum of National players in Prem sides. International fixtures have their own specified dates which don't clash with club games. It's not like he's gonna go to the ACN to play for Holland.

Milner again