Menace

Lock this tbh.

Considering he plays CM.

Scenes when this guy scores 20 and we get top 8.

Someone bump the relegationometer thread.

He's definitely going to read that

I'd love Balotelli here tbh. He'd be quality.

Harry Redknapp as manager with Glenn Hoddle as DOF.

Craven Cottage is a cracking away day, that guy has no idea what he's talking about. One of my favourite areas in London.

He's a quality defender, hope he comes back stronger than ever.

Callum Roberts

Caught me off guard

So potentially Muto + Rondon for just Mitro fee. Not bad I guess.

This Mariga twat has no neck

Pretty much

Adam Armstrong looks like he'll offer you spice on your way to work

Dubravka for £4M has to be buy of the season honestly.

why don't our players have their names on their shirts..

That kit is pure sex.

We should just sign Demba Ba

How long's this prick's medical

Looks a nuisance.

Decent considering he's fucking shite

Sounds like Okazaki...

It's interesting that when we sign players they always pop up out of the blue.