Menace

He's done better than I thought tbh, which shows how much I expected from him.

Probably having a bin bath.

People forget how shit Darlow/Elliot really are.

I don't see a lot wrong with what he wrote tbh.

I honestly think it's him tbh.

He ain't really impressed me but for £8.5M or whatever it is, it's probably worth it.

Fake or not. I would love to spaff on her tits.

Ashley are you watching you cunt.

You could chuck £1b at Tottenham, the area would still be a shit hole.

Can't stand this cunt seriously. Just waiting for them to announce a new 5 year contract as he's "overachieving"

Rafa's football was shite as well tbf, but this tops it.

His lack of pace has been an issue, he looks even slower. He needs binning off.

I'll give this one a miss ta.

Lee Ryder makes Alan Oliver look like Jeff Bezos

Why not just release Elliott?

Quite why Benitez remains so popular with the Toon Army remains a mystery to those of us outside the North East. He is still revered for not buggering off after taking them down into the Championship. In fact, it was another two years before he buggered off to Dalian Yifang to earn £12million a year after tax. But now it seems that Rafa is ready to rekindle his Geordie love affair as soon as he can get a flight out of virus-stricken China. So let’s forget the misery of his final season at Newcastle, when his team narrowly dodged relegation while playing some of the most turgid football ever seen at St James’ Park. And let’s ignore the fact that Steve Bruce is making a far better fist of things this time — despite the apathy of fans. :lol:

This guy's a proper miserable cunt you can just tell.

Why would they fly to Newcastle when its London companies that are dealing with the paperwork?

Jetro's better than Rose

Him buying Sunderland would make sense tbh. Would probably get them back in Prem for about what £100M?

Yes Stuart spending £100 in Sports Direct will make him see sense.

Our best striker since Shearer.

He's mad that they leaked this so he leaks he's talking to 2 other parties. Sounds legit.

Stfu and just announce it ffs. Tired of this shit.