Menace

I'll give this one a miss ta.

Lee Ryder makes Alan Oliver look like Jeff Bezos

Why not just release Elliott?

Quite why Benitez remains so popular with the Toon Army remains a mystery to those of us outside the North East. He is still revered for not buggering off after taking them down into the Championship. In fact, it was another two years before he buggered off to Dalian Yifang to earn £12million a year after tax. But now it seems that Rafa is ready to rekindle his Geordie love affair as soon as he can get a flight out of virus-stricken China. So let’s forget the misery of his final season at Newcastle, when his team narrowly dodged relegation while playing some of the most turgid football ever seen at St James’ Park. And let’s ignore the fact that Steve Bruce is making a far better fist of things this time — despite the apathy of fans. :lol:

This guy's a proper miserable cunt you can just tell.

Why would they fly to Newcastle when its London companies that are dealing with the paperwork?

Jetro's better than Rose

Him buying Sunderland would make sense tbh. Would probably get them back in Prem for about what £100M?

Yes Stuart spending £100 in Sports Direct will make him see sense.

Our best striker since Shearer.

He's mad that they leaked this so he leaks he's talking to 2 other parties. Sounds legit.

Stfu and just announce it ffs. Tired of this shit.

I bet you this cunt increases the price to £600M as soon as he finds out how much dosh they've got.

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-takeover-michael-chopra-16591742 Interesting, he wasn't lying then.

6 years. What a cheeky cunt. Fucking parasite.

Under Rafa he looked like he would be worth it. Under Bruce he's playing like Nicky Butt at 34.

Geordiedean and the Joelinton thread being bumped every week. Name me a more iconic duo. I think he's pap but some of his criticism is way over the top, even some of the through balls he gets given are too late/not close enough. Still though, worse than Shola!!!

£25M for this lad, snap their fucking hands off. There's better midfielders in the Championship.

Yeah the WSJ doing Keith Bishop a favour... sounds legit.

Turned it off, horrific.

Rondon would've belted the cunt

Why the fuck are we risking Lascelles for this nonsense?

Everytime I've seen him play for us he looks completely lost.

There's obsessing and there's tracking his every move from 6000 miles away