Menace

The Athletic special.

https://archive.is/f1xO3 3000 words to say yes he can play in summary

We'd have got Bayern if we went through lets be honest.

Eddie's got better hair though so we win in the end

One of the most racist places in the UK caring about human rights is proper lol worthy

I think they're overrated personally, but I appreciate the job De Zerbi has done.

Kudus looks like a hell of a signing

Clickbait shite as he's mostly irrelevant when its not transfer season.

We will surpass Man Utd imo. I don't see the Man U job being as attractive as people think it is, look how they turn on their managers/board every year, Ashworth won't get that hassle here - probably a non story anyway.

Time to buy him would've been in the summer. Easily cost £50m now

Looks like he can't wait to fuck off to Madrid.

I genuinely think him and Miley link up is next level - as mad as that is.

Reverse psychology at its finest

I genuinely can't wait to see the back of Almiron.

If I see The Butcher suggest Ritchie start a prem game again in 2023 I'm going to start barking

Iwobi might genuinely be slower than Bruno

Jury is completely out on Hojlund like. Still no prem goals and approaching January. Casemiro is a coin toss, he has huge wages and if you essentially got a good season out of him for north of £60m I don't think its a good signing.

From Will Still to... Michael Beale is quite something

Apart from Howes team was fighting relegation and Ten Hags team was battling for a CL place the season prior? Very naive comment to make.

When was the last time Ryder got anything right/broke an exclusive

Stubbed his toe on his ps5 controller playing Fortnite apparently.

Having shit managers and having to put up with their shite is completely different to being impatient.

Been watching some videos of him lately, imagine how immense he will be and how eager to go for next season. This is just a small blip into a colossal signing.

What?

Conceded 9 goals from 11 shots on target.