Menace

I kept laughing when he was on the ball on Saturday.

Would bareback the fuck out of her.

Imagine Atsu getting game time ahead of free agent HBA. Fucking hell man.

Fulham's keeper is worse than Elliot.

I've missed football

Cracking finish.

Mitro is looking dangerous.

We've been decent second half

MIRACLES DO HAPPEN

Prem quality Dummett, apparently.

Diame..

I hope Rafa sees Caulkin's tweets.

Stockholm syndrome at its finest.

Burnley seemed to have done alright with Championship players

Daryl Murphy was a cracking signing tbh, for an outlay of £1M or whatever he cost... fuck me.

Not expecting fuck all from him tbh

Dubravka £4M Dummett 0 Lascelles £4M Clark £5M Yedlin £5M Kenedy £2M Diame £5.5M Shelvey £12M Ritchie £12M Perez £1M Rondon 2M Give or take a few mill more than £50M Banter.

Lascelles' replacement then.

Wonder how long..

N'Soki was quality in the cup last week

Beat me to it ffs.

He's put proper effort into that

He sent a letter to a post office in central London.

0-3.

Lock this tbh.