Menace

Ritchie and Krafth would have definitely made a difference like...

Trippier needs a month breather like

Lets show Ange Aintgotaclue how its done!!

This sums up Michael Owen for me.

A team in the next few weeks is going to get twatted for the performance we showed today I will bet my house on it.

Every pass was either 5ft Infront of him or behind him, I don't know what else he's supposed to do. Miley had a chance to play him through and shot to row z. We're not utilising him as we should

Fart parcel is making me giggle..

Signed a 2 year contract in 2022

I have no issue with a women commentator on mens matches - the one who does the matches on BT sport is about as enthusiastic as a funeral though.

The gap between top6/7 and the rest is night and day compared to previous seasons it feels like

Even more impressive - Emery has only spent about £100m or so ain't he? Fair play to him, cracking job.

Leave him alone, he's happy.

Villa have been very impressive here - would be shocked if they don't get top 4/5 tbf.

Woodgate was the best CB I'd seen in my time but I think this guy edges him tbh

Mendy for 6 months?

Probably an agreement behind close doors regarding contract - I doubt he'll want to be anywhere else right now.

There's a reason no one has given De Gea a sniff.

Stepping stone for who. I wouldn't replace him with anyone out there. He's achieved an insane amount of success already. People forget Pep/Klopp have had years to get the players and the fitness/tactics they want. Let's see how we fair against them next few years.

They will absolutely try and injure our players. Its like playing 5 aside with someone that's just shit and gets violent in his play for no reason.

How is he allowed to play - or is it loan to buy?

Why do you keep talking like this? You talk like Gordon didn't act like a twat when we played Everton. He has matured and is a completely different boy to who he was at Everton - doesn't mean that he wasn't a twat back then. He's a young boy. Maturing is expected.

He's a weirdo this lad

Mbuemo at right wing to replace Miggy and we'll be very very decent. Anthony's only going to get better and that £40m is a snip looking back.

These lot look a lot better under Dyche. Still fancy us however, hopefully Gordon fancies the occasion.

Imagine 2 years of Howe doing his magic.. and he'll still be 19.