Menace

Hull?

Delighted to have this guy and Riviere off the wage bill. Hopefully we get rid of a few more this week.

Abraham brace 2-0.

Aye I can see that happening 'Do you have cancer?' 'No...' 'You're gonna love it there!' Caught me off guard.

People are getting a bit carried away. He's good at holding up the ball but his finishing/shooting is definitely iffy

Joe Hart is a shocking keeper, christ

I'm nervous.

Ritchie has been quality today! Get in.

Every game ffs.

We're very wasteful

State of this cunt

It's 8am ffs

£1.35M according to TransferMarkt

Agree 100%

This season is going to be long

His legs have clearly gone. No one will touch this cunt. Best hope is some Turkish team that hasn't seen him play since West Ham

Runs like an alien from Rick and Morty

It's very weird that he never gets criticised. His selection/subs were fucking shite.

Rafa has to be questioned. Fucking dog shit today.

Christ we really have some dross.

Definitely the worst team we've had in the prem for a long time.

Diame ahead of Murphy? Wtf

I'm still confused with the Rafa worshipping tbh. We play some utter shite.

Put Murphy on second half.