Menace

£100M on Jacob Ramsey and Elanga. Fuck me.

I don't buy this "we'll go on a run and be where we should be" we've looked painfully shite for a long time.

Absolutely shocking management from Howe. Fucking idiotic in fact.

We're getting battered here.

6 mistakes from Pope so far. Let's keep playing him though.

We're fucking shit seriously.

Not really seen anything from Ramsey to suggest he was worth anywhere near what we've paid for him.

Perfect timing

Just got in, another shit away performance so far?

Being happy for them? What the fuck did I just read? Have people forgot how they acted when we got relegated, when we got taken over, when they magically became aware of human rights and experts on geopolitical issues. They are fucking rotten, I wish nothing but the worse for them.

No idea why that archive website has magically stopped working for me, even using a VPN Edit: Why did I even bother Yoane Wissa will NOT make his Newcastle debut at former club Brentford this weekend, as was previously mooted. Confidential can reveal that the timeframe on the striker’s comeback has been revised and, while the hope is he will be available not long after the international break, the exact date is unknown.

No idea why people think it'll be a walk over for us when they're decent at home and City being the only team that's beat them. We need a win though

By that logic Leeds are 7 points off Champs League too ...

I think the criticism is harsh, pretty sure even Haaland in this team would look starved. The issue is we have misfiring wingers and a midfield that just does not create enough. For him to score 6 goals with what is not many touches in the box is rather impressive I have to say. I have no doubts that once the team is firing again he will be fine, it's no surprise a lot of the new strikers that got purchased over the summer have struggled - Nick has been one of the better ones, if not the best one so far.

He says the same cliche shite every 6 months

That's not even championship tier defending cause someone would've twatted the cunt. Incredible thats in the CL really.

Eze also

Nico Williams

Do you really think this is true? Somehow I think PIF have delegates in charge to keep a track on staff members. I don't think someone as high up as Silverstone was "doing fuck all"

You went through Souness, Ashley, Carver, Pardew, Bruce etc and are still here, yet some idiots wanting Howe out is the straw that broke the camel's back... Really?

Another cracking loan. 0 starts/appearances.

I mean that's not hard considering he's been absolutely woeful for a while

I mean that's not hard considering he's been absolutely woeful for a while

He really isn't - are we watching the same player here?