Menace

Shadow Puppets in the bin

Mostly anonymous

And he's got Wilson and Isak to learn from - the sky is the limit for this lad.

They literally just churn out £30m players from their academy like a carousel. Its insane.

Take Bruno off please because they injure him

Aye, being pointlessly aggressive in a friendly..

Sanusi was an Ashworth signing wasnt he?

He's not terrified to take a player on - with some Eddie coaching, he'll turn into a player. Hopefully we can convert him to a right winger

On bench but didn't get any game time, suspect he'll play tomorrow.

Isak takes the absolute piss. My word.

Isak looks hungry. We've seriously missed Big Joe's presence.

Guehi and Madueke for what I'd assume is close to £100m is absolutely insane.

These Neto links make no sense for Chelsea - they have Palmer/Madueke already? Really odd.

He had a poor season last season, people are probably convinced Howe can get him firing again. Good player but blows hot and cold for me personally.

See you in December Callum

So he's our second highest earner? A backup player? Right.

All this yet second part of the season they were one of the best teams in the prem. They'll eventually click and they'll be a decent outfit. Boehly hasn't got a fucking clue but they've wrapped up some serious talent and younger talent too, so which one is it

He's a dick head. Literally.

Weird. I thought the plane nonce was convinced he'd arrived yesterday?

Mazraoui is quality if he can stay fit

"Talking with pals at Sheff Utd" Who is he trying to fool

Berge gets linked with a move to a big team every year

Weird behaviour to be honest - I'm sure the money they're getting isn't different from a "big 6"

He's going to summon him isnt he

Villa 10th?