Menace

You just know Hope had a raging hard on when he got that update on his desk this morning. Miserable twat.

I'm pretty sure Solanke is lazy journalism. Doesn't really make sense to sell Wilson for £20M or so and get Solanke in for £50M. We have received incredible value for money from Europe - I'm baffled why all these Prem players keep getting linked when there is clearly greater value abroad.

This is the problem with selling these bunch of lads. They are all great and sooner or later my heart will be broken. If Bruno or Isak/Botman gets sold I'll be absolutely devastated.

Didn't even mention he's going to reject any approach for him. Worrying.

Ok fine I admit I chuckled

Considering he will be replacing Ritchie, this is how he will seem to us

I was convinced since I saw him play for Sociedad he would turn into a world beater. £60m is a snip.

I wish this guy would stop associating himself with us.

It's not easy to defend against Isak though. He will pounce on any mistake and will make sure you're on your a game.

Absolutely no chance I'd take my kid to a game. The amount of people on gear and shouting nonsense all 90 minutes isn't what I'd want my child to experience. They can wait till they get a bit older and realise how the world works first

They really bent over for a few hundred grand but they'd walk away from oil countries marra.

Barnes and co must be close then

People mentioned that they hate derby day and would hate for them to get promoted - I am the complete opposite. I want them to get promoted just so they get twatted every single week, and we give them a hiding. I would absolutely love it. All they have to say is "sports washing" Majority of these lot don't even know where Saudi Arabia is on a map.

@Dokko How's your Sunderland bet mate?

Isak is fucking lethal tbf.

These lot are absolutely shite They really said they'd give AC Milan a game.

I can't tell who is who ffs

LETS SMASH THESE

These guys really are neanderthals. The craziest thing is the average age isn't even 20 or younger, its older men.

This is the first time in a very long time we can forget about the last few games and support the boys from kick off till final whistle. I have missed derby day. Into these cunts.

Positive way of staying relevant unfortunately. Being controversial and negative is bound to generate views.

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