Menace

I knew this match would be shite

This place gets proper gormy after a "poor" result doesn't it.

We need an upgrade. Ramsdale isn't the answer.

We missed out on Joao Pedro imo, £30m is fuck all.

Honestly man, I wish people would stop mentioning that fat knacker. Just stop it. We're at an all time high yet still we mention that fat fucking fraud.

Still can't believe it. Been grinning like a cheshire cat all day.

Wilson has a crazy record against these lot so wouldn't be surprised if he starts - suspect there will be some rotation too.

Been back to his best since his contract's been sorted out. Thank god. Yesterday proved how bossy he is on the pitch.

People look too much into stats. Our xG and possession was really poor but I felt like we were in complete control from the beginning tbh. Them playing tiki taka with their back 4 will obviously skew the statistics.

This has probably topped the best moment for me as a Geordie supporter so far

Missed most of the game today - how did we get on? Highlights didn't show much tbf.

Scum. Imagine being friends with someone like that as well.

What a performance. A clean sheet with Dummett and Lascelles against the champions FFS

I thought they were cutting back on gambling firms and sponsorships?

Out of contract end of season - any news on renewal?

For context, these lot almost done Tottenham, and got a draw against City. Why are we so tough on our squad? It was a cracking performance by our lot and I'm not taking anything away from them at all.

A goal every 65 minutes isn't clinical? Crikey.

+9 on GD in last 3 games with 3 clean sheets What a guy.

Great performance. Nothing really phases Isak does it.

Gordon will become world class. Crazy.

A goal for Bruno would be absolutely huge.

We're getting 6 and my body is ready for it.

Is Barnes starting?

Maddison has completely transformed these lot. Baffled some on here were turning their nose up at him. He's exactly what we need.

Couldn't even tell you last time I watched FF/motd. Highlights on YouTube a few hours later is the one for me. Shearer/motd pundits are generally quite shite imo.