Menace

See you soon shagger. By soon I mean in 5 years.

Caulkin: Likes words. A lot of them.

Almost done by the sounds of it Grade A weapon him.

Bit harsh

For me its always Riviere or Bentaleb. No idea why.

Let's be honest we're a mid table team without this man. We need to make our voices heard next season so he knows how much we appreciate him.

Paulo in around 20 mins

It's why I've been scratching my head all this time. What kind of statement does this put out for the Saudis if they are getting bullied by another Prem team for our owners favourite player? Baffling really.

I think he's one of the best strikers I've seen play at SJP and I'm annoyed how this has turned out - I will be glad that we get what we deserve from him and don't have to worry if his thigh/groin has gone again - its literally the only silver lining.

I'm pretty sure if Isak binned his agent there would be another 20 lined up to try and get their commission on his next move. They're all the same anyway, extract the most value for themselves and their clients.

I don't see the point of those type of videos really, I bet Haaland's is probably similar too

Surprised he's not in the Asia tour really - even for a 5 minute appearance here and there.

I must be in the minority here when I say I don't want him here even if he was to sign a new contract. What kind of example is that to set on the rest of the squad?

Nunez and Watkins ffs

I hope this is our sell Carroll and sign Ba moment. Cause Christ.

For a while now. Even funnier to think he's in his 50s

"He told Eddie he wants to leave - thanks for reading"

Still no idea what Howe meant when he said he expected him on this tour last week like - he must have obviously known he wants away.

I hope Romano steps on lego.

Might as well see if we can get Toney in for a year.

If someone mentions Elliot or Nunez one more time I'm legit going to drop kick my monitor.

By all means I know his illness is very serious and I wish him the best in his recovery, but he's basically been here for 9 months since the news and done what since? Mitchell doesn't escape criticism, him doing that interview last year solved what exactly? But still, I don't know why Eales escapes criticism every single time.

Wissa and Openda would be fine. I'd be happy with that.

Eales was the whooper who bought him in charge without even giving Howe a heads up. His decision making and basically begging someone to bid for Bruno last year as well as the PSR shit show - its all on him. He's the CEO.