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Why the heck would he need to buy a Newcastle shirt? He's not very bright is he? Might be buying a present for a friends kid, last minute? Yeah that's what I thought. Lovely motor too. What was he driving like? A black Audi.

Why the heck would he need to buy a Newcastle shirt? He's not very bright is he? Might be buying a present for a friends kid, last minute? Yeah that's what I thought. Lovely motor too.

Just this very minute saw Steven Taylor in Sports Direct on the Silverlink buying a Newcastle shirt and a football. Jaw looked fine tbh.

First two are class.

Could quite easily happen next season. Just insert Man U for Liverpool and I would think that the odds of the above happening are not as long as you might think!! We'll see what wor Shola has to say, like. I doubt it will be little more than "wuuwwuurfuckinwwwwururwwrr", given that gumshield he's fond of wearing.

Could quite easily happen next season. Just insert Man U for Liverpool and I would think that the odds of the above happening are not as long as you might think!!

Whilst we were being relegated too!! The ground would have been raised to the ground if that ever happened!!

Aye, the Plymouth fans are raging over the tunes on the tannoy, and rightly so.

Shocking effort. Deserves some form of punishment... but what??? You fucking twattttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!! :lol:

No Jonas.

Sorry lads, couldnt resist!!

OMG, OMG, OMG!!!!! Ive got a pic of the new topppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!111111111

Just Tyne & Wear isnt it?

Definately going to get one of these like. I have worked out that Ive spent roughly £75 on Metro fares simply to go to the match this season.

The way i look at it is that what other colour goes best with black and white? The answer is not blue, nor gold, its red!! Therefore i have no problems with red trim, red names and numbers or a red puma on our shirt. Would love them infact.

Red numbers and red puma is win win imo.

Im sure Hughton is half white.

Im sorry Blef, but that song is terrible.

Fat Stevie Gerrard.

Honestly, I fucking hate this thread.

Apparently the quoted 27k attendance at Parkhead tonight is a massive over estimate too.

27,750 - The attendance at Celtic tonight.

Tombola bingo !!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ;D ;D

The own goal!! :mackems: :mackems: :mackems: Makes me love Enrique even more tbh!!

"1. Every club needs daft lads (and lasses). Every club has them. The daft lads are the people who often sing the loudest and longest, who refresh your fan-base, who offer new routes to revenue, who are more boisterous and bullish than others, but who keep the atmosphere inside the stadia raw and confrontational. Sometimes they take their shoes off and pogo. Sometimes they gravitate towards microphones. Older, wiser supporters may raise their eyebrows. They may even wince. But many, if not most, will recognise that this was them once, too. Fueled by drink and hormones and a sense of invincibility, they came to the match to shout and chant and be surrounded by mates. To boast about their club being better than the rest - which, when you think about it, is sort of what football is all about. So here’s to the daft lads. 2. But why are Newcastle, in particular, defined by their daft lads? How is it acceptable to judge a football club, which has history and nuances like any other, on ten second clips on Sky Sports News or Talk Sport? So if one random bloke says that he wants Kevin Keegan back as manager, it somehow becomes engrained as fact? Listen to those Geordies ... never learn, do they? Piffle, poppycock, b*******." This pretty much sums up our grievances perfectly for me.