pedro111

Its a fucking saturday afternoon, I am sick as a pig, the weather is shit and I am stuck in the house rotating slowly in my own juices in a darkened room contemplating a 12 hour shift tomorrow where I will have to face up to about 6 Mackem cunts who will be in full piss take mode all day. Not good at all.

Theres no stopping me now lads I am in 100% kneejerk mode! KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JERKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

Just your typical idiot tbh.

This is the fucking typical Glenn Roeder Syndrome. Gets a couple of half decent results, declares his interest to take over full time, people in charge think its a good idea, he is given the job full time and then fucks it up. Same old shite every fuckin time, get the fuckin club sold and get someone proper in charge ffs. Man alive.

-Why was N' Zogbia not playing? -Why werent the subs made 15 minutes earlier?????? - Why wasnt the time wasted for the Ried substitution added on at the end??????????? FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.

I think you're right but it isn't just about football, they know we have a better city. I was arguing with the Everton fan at work today about how it's a much bigger rivalry than the Merseyside, Manchester or North London derbies because it's not just about football, not in a bad way like the Old Firm and their religious rubbish but in a good way about civic pride. I work on the Quayside and when walking towards the Tyne Bridge today with the sun shining behind it, I could feel that pride and the will to better them tomorrow surging through me. Newcastle is and always will be the greatest city in this area and the fact that our football club is bigger and better just enrages the inbreds even more. I always love to point out that those I know attend one of our 2 universities, and that most of them live in our city. It really gets on their tails. I saw some cow wandering round Morrisons in a mackem shirt the weekend after they beat Boro and we lost at West Ham with the smuggest look on her face, tittering to her boyfriend about all the dirty looks she was getting, I thought "what the f*** have you got to be smug about love, the fact that you support a team from such a shithole that you've chosen to come and live in a real city?" Same with arseholes who walk round the toon in red and white. Why don't you just wave a flag above your head saying "I'm here because sunderland town centre's a hovel" and have done with it? kid of about 8 years in Byker Morries the other week with a mackem top on. Was funny as f***, 40-50 year old blokes quite openly having a dig at him. Im only 25 and find myself getting more and more furious when I see random kids walking around Tyneside in any other football shirt but a Newcastle one. I cant help it. Sad I know.

I think you're right but it isn't just about football, they know we have a better city. I was arguing with the Everton fan at work today about how it's a much bigger rivalry than the Merseyside, Manchester or North London derbies because it's not just about football, not in a bad way like the Old Firm and their religious rubbish but in a good way about civic pride. I work on the Quayside and when walking towards the Tyne Bridge today with the sun shining behind it, I could feel that pride and the will to better them tomorrow surging through me. Newcastle is and always will be the greatest city in this area and the fact that our football club is bigger and better just enrages the inbreds even more. Spot on.

I think that's why I'm so relaxed about tomorrow. Normally they don't really think they have a chance of beating us, whereas this time they all seem so cocky and confident about it. Would be the sweetest derby win of my lifetime anyway. Agreed.

Ive noticed that almost every paper has called this the 'north east derby' Stupid fuckers its the 'Tyne/Wear derby' ffs or even in this instance the 'Wear/Tyne derby' just to satisfy the mackem fuckers. It amazing how little coverage this game gets in the press, most are oblivious to what is imo the biggest derby in England. Certainly the one with the most hatred for the other. I guess its our isolation up here tucked away in the North East and the fact we are two shite teams at the moment.

The mackems at work are salivating at the thought of beating us. They are so confident they are going to thrash us tomorrow. Hope we beat the fuckers just to see their faces. I will be shitting a brick tomorrow though!

Didnt realise Norwich were in the Champions League this year.

Wear a small jacket with your Toon top over it! Used to do it when I were a young un but im 25 now ffs!

Its a funny time of year. Shall I wear a big coat tonight or just a small jacket?. Decisions.

I agree to an extent but having taken many many corners in my lifetime (in slightly lesser leagues ) it is a fine line between taking the perfect corner and over/under hitting it. Thats why so many hit the first man.

quality :laugh:would be mint hearing that sung like Aye. Get a last line to fit and that would be unreal The last line does fit man!! Best song ive heard in a long time!!

Fuck the poll. You are from Jarrow man not South Shields. As comic book guy would say: "Worst poll ever!"

how do you mean "at the time" ? OK then, it is STILL the greatest thing in the world!

Ahaahah thats class: "We are for Kinnear We are for Kinnear We are for Kin We are for Kin We are for Kinnear"

Speaking of Manhattan, I remember as a fresh faced 17 year old back in the year 2000 I visited New York and on the first day we were down by that pier thing and I turned a corner to be confronted by to my amazement a 15ft Newcastle Brown Ale Logo on the side of a pub. Me, a young lad from a Tyneside council estate stood gazing at a giant Brown Ale Logo in New York. At the time I thought it was the greatest thing in the world! :colo:

Goal No. 2: Avoid a team that's too tortured. Already went down that road with the Sox. Once was enough. Bet you wish you had listened to him Haha I didn't make my decision based on solely on that article, it just got me started down the path of learning more and considering Newcastle. But yea, sometimes I do wonder why on Earth I subjected myself to the torture, but then I remember that every other team I support is famous for epically failing, it just wouldn't feel right to support a frontrunning team. Newcastle was meant for me. Haha, very interesting! The funny thing with us is that although we have terrible lows, they only serve to make the high times even better and when we finally do win something it is going to be such an epic high the likes of which we cannot imagine! Cant wait!

Oh FFS is he really out? What about for the Mackem game?

Werent they the mortal enemies of Byker grove?

Good but I didnt have a clue with half of those names like. "Super, super Joe, super Joe Kinnear!"

Brill, every one spot on! The funniest bit was them talking normally at the end!

Lol, I remember when we played them back when Shearer scored in the cup: "You're shit, and you stink of fish!"