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Tomorrow will come and then they will say it will be done on Monday. You know that shits true.

Positive first half, woeful second but fuck it, I was supporting my team and celebrating goals again for the first time in months and it felt fucking great. Feels good to be back.

Switched the radio on this morning immediately Collymore goes"Despite what some Geordie's will tell you, Pardew did a good job." Switches radio off.

The finest sick cunt in New York!

Anyone thought of this scenario...... Pardew takes over at Palace, Carver gets the job till the summer, Pardew relegates Palace and gets the sack, Pardew patches things up with Mike, Pardew takes over from Carver....

Was he? We got fucked up once a month when he was here. Woah.... Just did a double take and realised what I'd read for a second there......THE FUCKER IS GONE YEEEESSS!!!111

Happy with that thread title.

The new title is more depressing than the old one. Change it back.

Took the dogs for a nice long walk hoping for the good news when I got in. Nearly lost my shit when I saw the thread title. Dave you are a very bad man.

This is not happening today is it fellas?

Because he's not a Geordie, actually ^_^ Ok he was born in London. But he was brought up on Tyneside. I went to the same school as him! Didn't hate him as much then though!

Is there another set of fans that have as many fallacious myths held against them as we do? Just off the top of my head: - Hate non Geordie's. Really? Your actions and words determine whether we like you or not. Not your birth place, accent or skin colour. Steven Taylor is a Geordie and I hate the cunt. In fact, since Shearer I'm struggling to think of any prominent Geordie player that I like. - Delusional/Demand Champianz Leeeeg... We demand a team that doesn't rip the absolute piss out of us that's all. - Only get big crowds because there is nothing else to do in Newcastle....Always loved this one, the idea that the city is just a stadium surrounded by a big slum and nothing else. The list goes on.

Great post that Wullie. Nail on head.

Well he can fuck off. What's the little scrote said?

Vindaloo with all the trappings.

Imagine if Mike and Pardew came and done an interview on SSN's in the near future with their arms around each other and shit eating grins on their faces. We would look quite the fools.

I love how people keep coming out with the "but they finished 5th 18 months ago." Bollocks. Michael Gray came out with it this morning. Was it 18 months ago really? Was it? Its like the last two and a half years have never happened to them.

I love how this club model doesn't involve actually pushing the club on to any tangible degree but merely exists for nothing other than filling Ashley's pockets. Try to progress the team? Well....aye but only to the point that our best players are coveted by the top clubs and we sell them for great money which we never see sending us straight back to square one! Great blueprint, how dare we want more than that.Geordie cunts!

That's the problem. The joy of being rid of Pardew will be short lived when we see his replacement. Let's be honest it's going to be someone of similar ilk. Of course it is but worse. Pardew was the absolute perfect person to work in that Josef Fritzl locked in the basement style of managerial framework set out by Ashley. He literally cannot get a better manager than Pardew to work in those conditions so unless he has an epiphany and changes his whole mentality toward the club, we are fucked. Least we won't have to look at Pardews face anymore. Every cloud.

Think its pretty much nailed on that the next appointment will make the team worse but I'm not bothered one bit, I can live with that because this event has signalled the end times for this regime.

Murray just said that if we have a street party when new owners come in he will DJ for free!

I applaud Murray. Absolutely bang on. Made the other two sound like complete morons. It is so refreshing.

Michael Gray wants Steven Taylor for manager.

Where? Talksport.

I cannot fathom what in Pardew they felt they were able to support. I mean, do they like watching turgid, defensive football and regular batterings as well as constantly losing to Sunderland at home? It utterly baffles me. I could kind of understand it in a very small way if Pardew was a likeable and honourable character but....... Just don't get it. They are simply thick as mince and are unable to see past what the media and Pardew himself tells them and get their entire NUFC news from the Chronicle. That's about the top and bottom of it.