Oh wow, been reading the thread since yesterday but having seen the photos now realise I used to see him all the time. He lived around South Shields, no?
Always had the kit on.
I think the fact you have to take such a higher ground and look so hard into the unnoticed is its own answer to the question of is he really shit or not.
The first he lashed at and straight at keeper. Anything across goal would have had a much better chance of going in.
Second one he doesn't properly side foot. Seems to come off his heel... Not necessarily height the problem, it wasn't aimed anywhere near the corner.
Chamakh... What a cunt. Been at that sort of dive for years.
He's that sort of player who would rather hoy himself at any opportunity rather than try anything football related like a pass or a shot.