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If he would just stop pretending that he's going to pass it anywhere else than backwards he would indeed cut down a big chunk of the time he wastes.

Blue/gold shit, massive Wonga shit and massive patch shit on the back. Yeah, yeah... next.

perfect.

Dortmund are classy club who strive to play positive football. They are what I wish NUFC would be. Ben Arfa there could be a great fit.

And for the other half of games he plays he'll just be grabbing and tugging on people's arms. Sorts his yellow for every game.

If they ever decide to redesign the club badge, that in Latin should be incorporated somewhere. Quid a stupri Ridiculum clava etsi "What is a fucking weird club in any case"

... Well that was unexpected. Cool.

It's awful that it's become this... But my first thought was "17th minutes wankers"

5 minutes and no goals. Massive congrats to all involved.

Didn't know Andre Marriner was the ref... That's nice.

As normal, Perez the better performer being held to higher standards of merit for being in the team. Standard.

Sorry but i'm always perplexed by people who say this. As if they have been watching football for 5 minutes.

Really pleased for the Mahrez.

Very similar experience to a Newcastle games this. Go to the toilet, that's a goal. Every time you check LiveScore, that's a goal.

The club that just keeps on giving.

It's a bit of a no brainer at the moment. I'm glad I was at the Norwich game but keeping my money for something else now. Previously when we've struggled there's still been a sense of pride about the place, but now that has been torn out. I can't remember who it was, but last season someone wrote a great bit about how the way Mike Ashley runs the club forces people to view it in the same way. Purely a product for consumption. There's no reason to be investing time, emotion or money in NUFC right now.

Used to be a time when taking a beating like this was an embarrassment but a one off. Would happen once every other season. There have been so many now over the last few seasons that I've lost track of how many, or who even inflicted them on us. They have blended into one. There are no words to express how much of a disgrace that is. Even the few good things we had like the 5-1 against the Mackems means nothing now. Us bragging about that game now, would be like them bringing up "9-1" in 2011. We are the anti-Barcelona. They can score four against anyone. Right now anyone can score four or more against us.

It's been a pet hate of mine for a while. About time we see someone caught out by it. I agree it shouldn't be applied to the exact second, but so often in the Prem you see keepers holding onto the ball for over double the amount of time they should.

Wait, him doing that celebration in reference to Shearer is actually true! Haha, awesome

Begrudgingly absolutely agree.

Hate Suarez still, but one thing I've always admired about his game is his ability to constantly hit the target. Any position, any foot, any distance... He almost always manages to make the keeper work.

That doesn't give him licence to do what he did without criticism.

You could tell Lanzini was really pleased with himself after his goal and was trying to figure out if there was a way to celebrate despite it being 4-1

Didn't know Coquelin went off injured like that... Hope it's serious.

We could only dream of a manager who only loses against the top teams.