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You'd expect the Burnley lads to tire as the game goes on, they've not had a break for a couple of weeks and the can't rest anyone else. Potential to grab a couple of late ones perhaps.

Get in I really wish that it had all been 100% officially confirmed by now but f*** it. Happy new year! All sorted. All loose ends now agreed. AP on way to Villa Park. Will delete shortly. This pleases me greatly.

Not quite sure why anyone is surprised. He'll be exactly the same as Pardew was which is exactly why he shouldn't even be considered for the job at all under any circumstances.

Good stuff, like it.

If you're not part of the solution then you're part of the problem. The mongs that blindly support anything in black and white need a wake-up call.

Always thought he'd make a good manager eventually, not quite sure why. He's been around the block, worked under several manager of varying degrees of competence and should have learned many things, good and bad, from all of them. He's a double blank.

Fucking bring it on! Can't wait to actively support us again, I'll hit the fucking roof when we score.

They burst the bubble. They shook people into realising how shit he was and also burst Pardew's own bubble which has lead to him looking for a new club rather than facing the music once we, inevitably, sunk back to looking like absolute shite. The writing was always on the wall but this lot made people read it, even the thick cunts who can barely read any way. They're fucking heroes, the lot of them.

If you're a Palace fan and you've just read the last 20 pages or so then you've got to have a few reservations about the appointment like. This isn't a bluff or false excitement or bravado, this is the culmination of years of hatred of an individual on both a personal and professional level. He's not only an insufferable wanker but he's an incompetent insufferable wanker and Palace fans are about to find out the hard way. It's delicious.

"Do you want th?" "Yes" Done. 5 seconds.

Love the other tabs in the background too. Nice touch.

That could have been what we were on the night Thatcher died. Beautiful drop at the best of times. And these are the best of times. Fuck off Pardew you lying, smarmy, cowardly stinking piece of shit.

Fuck it, the Macallan's coming out.

Gentlemen, I propose a toast. To Steve Parish, surely the wisest of wise owls, a gentleman and a scholar. Mr Parish, Man of the Year, we salute you.

He can fuck right off. That's got Pardew's name all over it.

Don't give a fuck. It's like holding a ticking bomb - you get rid of it asap and run the fuck away. Who you pass it on to is irrelevant, you just know you're not holding it any more and it's some other poor cunt's problem.

He knows next to nothing tbh He knows that the condensation he licks on a daily basis doesn't taste too fucking good.

A little premature? We'll know in 8 month's time.

oh I don't know Ashley could end up asking for 35m-and I seriously wouldn't put it past him I honestly believe he was close to binning him at a cost to himself. I'm now presuming he realised he'd have to do it eventually due to the sheer incompetence of the man coward so to have a third party offer him money to remove him is a gift horse tbh. It's a no-brainer. You take the cash and breathe a huge sigh of relief. Who he approaches/appoints doesn't even concern me atm.

That's the clincher.

The Pardew pattern is fairly well established tbh. Initial success followed by a sharp decline into oblivion - as long as they bin him after the initial success they'll survive for a year. We're just the daft cunts who forgot to bin him once phase I had ended.

Fucker was zipping by Woodall services at this point in time mate.