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Getafe get one back. Valencia all over the shop here...

BOOM!! Soldado again. Scores every time I watch Valencia.

Llambias called his bluff in the summer and it's turned to shit for him and worked out well for us. Had Barton handled the situation differently in the summer he could still well be here. Couldn't keep his mouth shut though and talked his way out of the club and straight into a relegation dogfight. Couldn't give the first fuck what happens to him or QPR tbh.

Once they're mathematically out of the race for 4th then he'll get a goal. That will be 3 seasons off the belt without CL football - their place in the 'SKY 4' will disappear. The money they're spending (wasting) has to come from somewhere and their prolonged failure to compete in Europe can only harm them.

Yep, but they won't. They'll boo his every touch and he'll wind them up. Nailed on to either score or see red. Assuming he's picked obviously.

2 goals in a minute at the start of the second half of Wolfsburg - Hamburg. 1-1.

3-3 now He's still a horrible cunt though.

Nah. Just random speculation on my part. I worded it badly. Sorry.

Maybe he's caking it because mid season, Ashley has told him he HAS to qualify for Europe, minimum Did that actually happen?

It's the whole 'settling' thing that's annoying me still. We get a goal, sometimes 2, and that's it. We've done enough (in Pardew's mind) to win the game so we just settle for seeing the game out by getting bodies behind the ball, keeping our shape and seeing the game out. We invite the pressure and look ragged as fuck by about 75 minutes so we're hanging on for the result. Why can't we just keep hold of the ball, knock it about and go for 3 or 4 and blow teams away? Is it arrogance, thinking we're good enough to soak it up for an hour without conceding or is it cowardice? A manager who is shit scared of losing and is transmitting his fear into his team? Something's not right. Earlier in the season we had nothing to lose and went after teams, home and away, playing 2 wingers and 2 strikers and tried to play football and we were doing quite nicely. Suddenly we hit November and it's all about preserving what we've earned rather than continue doing the things that have got us to such a good position in the first fucking place. Don't understand it. Or him.

Feel sorry for him. He's an honest pro who's woefully out of his depth. He's trying hard, putting the effort in but he looks a complete liability. He's awkward as fuck on the ball and has no other pass than to ping it towards the corner flag and see it bounce twice and out of play. If he's used sparingly, 2 or 3 games, to cover a minor injury or suspension he does ok but we've been relying on him for nearly 4 months now. We've not got another CH on the books who could play so he's got another 9 games to go. Poor cunt will spend the summer shaking in a dark, padded room at this rate.

Result papering over the cracks again. There's genuine problems on the park and I honestly don't think Pardew can solve them. He's winging it atm. Just throwing them on the park and hoping they produce something outstanding to get us a goal. There's no discernible pattern to our play, it's a mishmash of long looping balls in the general vicinity of a player (who clearly isn't a target man) or a cross from wide with only one black and white shirt to aim for. When was the last time you saw one of our CM run past a striker and get on the end of a pull-back? The back 4 look shot to bits. Williamson looks dreadful as does Simpson and the LB changes from half to half. Krul seems incapable kicking it accurately to keep possession and refuses to bowl it out to either FB to build attacks. The refusal to strengthen the defence in January is also looking a mistake. Fitness-wise we're looking like Devon Loch. The squad isn't big enough or good enough to rotate effectively and a few of them look like they're running on empty. 6th? Fuck me.

About an unconvincing win as it's possible to get. The side was totally unbalanced from the first whistle and we got away with that today. Had they thrown Holt on 10 minutes earlier they would have taken something back with them. We're going backwards under this cunt. Some of the things he's doing are baffling.

If he's playing Jonas at LB and we concede a goal from his side there will be hell on. The daft twat.

Probably dropped. He nearly always looks pissed off though tbf. Cunt's got his game face on man. Getting into character and that. Like Papelbon. Exactly.

Probably dropped. He nearly always looks pissed off though tbf. Cunt's got his game face on man. Getting into character and that.

Think we'll edge it today. Long overdue a result and performance.

They're so easy to use that you simply place them in the right place and keep hold of them. They detect the heart rhythm and will recognise when to administer the 'shock' by themselves. They'll only work if the heart is behaving in a certain way and they do 99% of the work. Ooo, hello. I should have read this first! Did I teach you that? I don't always ignore you pet. Will ignore her reply on purpose.

They're so easy to use that you simply place them in the right place and keep hold of them. They detect the heart rhythm and will recognise when to administer the 'shock' by themselves. They'll only work if the heart is behaving in a certain way and they do 99% of the work.

Had conversations in the past about this with Cath. I think there's enough oxygen in the blood that, as long as it's still being pumped around his body/brain, then you can just about cope without inhaling it. Obviously there's a limit to that but 'not breathing' for a shortish length of time can be feasible. Just have to wait and see.

Got my fingers crossed for the lad and his family. Awful stuff.

Got to knock a million or two of his value surely?...

5 wins in the last 17.

Perch at LB.

went to get chips at half time for the bairn and stewerds stopped him cos there was a pile of shit on floor,apparently from a male human,janitor was called but wtf was gannin on there??dog shit i can deal with but human poo????? Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=681424#ixzz1olPVDqmL Fuck me.