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Barton's going to talk himself out of the club if he's not careful. Or maybe that's the point?

Wont go down well with the Daily Mail though.

Pardew has said they'll make him a superb offer, or words to that effect. Don't know what constitutes superb or whether he'll sign it but he'll be offered it.

Craft > Graft. Tiote's there to put his foot in and destroy, Cabaye will keep things ticking over in the middle of the park. [/getting excited]

Knows he's on his way out of the club. He's served his purpose as far as Ashley's concerned and will be cut adrift. He had the chance to sign in January and chose not to. The club have obviously chosen to try and replace him. Wonder where he'll end up?

I know it's really promising and he's obviously a cracking player but he hasn't actually signed yet. I'll not get too carried away until I see him in our shirt.

Let's just get the cat signed first.

Fucking twitter man.

Just scored for Lorient. Not sure if that's good or bad tbh.

Good lies or bad lies?

Divide and conquer.

Xavi completed 141/148 passes last night. Superb stuff.

Given? Ah no, wait, he barely played did he? That's right.

Easter Island head will get them back up in one season. Unfortunately.

He'll definitely walk away because we finished 12th like. Wonder who our new owner will be when Ashley walks away?

and on we go....

At least he got a good view of the game from the stand. Most had to pay for their ticket to watch the game so he should be thankful. £130 saved to spend on hay or straw or whatever for his horses. Little cunt.

You assume he has intelligence. He's hijacked the thread and got people taking about Sessegnon. Job done as far as he's concerned. He's got people talking about how Sessegnon is inferior to Ben Arfa I'll rephrase it: He's got people riled up. Job done.

You assume he has intelligence. He's hijacked the thread and got people taking about Sessegnon. Job done as far as he's concerned.

He's loving this btw.

About 40 bites in 20 mins. Canny impressive tbh.

'lower half' . 1 point man. Massive difference!!!111!!

We've got some atrocious players on our books at the minute. Some real fucking dross, I'm not going to pretend the likes of Smith, Lovenkrands and Shola are close to being good but Ben Arfa is fucking superb. He's only played a few games for us so far but if he stays fit then he'll be monumental. He's comfortably the most talented player on the books.

He gets the bites every time to his credit.

You'll never know you horrible little cunt.